The longer review for some of films are definitely a great idea. That said I am very disappointed that All Things Fall Apart wasn't considered a notable enough release to merit a long-form review, especially since I gather it will be 50's last starring role in a non-straight-to-DVD movie.

On A Long Enough Timeline the Survival Rate for All Things Drops to Zero.

If you think that's odd, wait till you see the scene where Pine and Hardy hook up a car battery to the suspected terrorist's testicles and wind up accidentally killing him. *SPOILER He's actually an innocent cab driver with 4 children but his death by testicle electrocution is still played for straight laughs.

Sad? I don't know anything about the guy that killed himself, but if he was married to a woman on this show I can only imagine that the world is a better place without him.

I haven't been this disappointed since the plastic machine gun I got when I was 8 didn't even fire live rounds.

Classic American cinema has also responded with a resounding, "Nooooooooooo!"

Actually, the greatest trick Franco ever pulled was being able to take himself from flaccid to climax in under 1 minute simply by staring at himself in the mirror while quoting out loud from his book "How to Make Love to a Naked James Franco" as told to James Franco by James Franco, now out in paperback with a…

This whole thing is a blatant rip-off of my 2004 screenplay where Robert E. Lee and U.S. Grant meet for a secret tete-a-tete in a Texan border town to hash out deal to end the Civil War, only to find that the place has been infested with vampires in desperate need of some "emancipation" from their corporeal forms. I…

And why did she ask one person and then give up? She should have asked Dale. In fact every time they need to do something dangerous they should ask Dale to do it. He should be the show's equivalent of a Star Trek redshirt.

The best thing about Survivors is that though the characters do some pretty stupid things over the course of the two seasons, they never reach the TWD levels of incompetence where it's just completely unbelievable that these dimwits managed to survive when everyone else is dead (well, except maybe Shane and Darryl).

That balloon's a boy, hence, he's clearly going to be the next Sam Worthington.

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure that the very first episode of Teletubbies started with a massive nuclear explosion.

Actually it sounds like a pretty straight forward rip-off of the 1998 movie Last Night.

Hey, if it's not too much trouble, try and take out your family with a shotgun first.

How about hot man on trash action, b/c my crush was Marjory the Trash Heap from Fraggle Rock.

Yeah, I saw it years ago and when I attempted to tell people about it, they all thought I was bullshitting and that no such sport existed.

Funnily enough, the Bible can be used as a great lifetime supply of rolling papers if need be. Never get the evil eye by the Paki at 7-11 again!

First they start talking about how orcs are assholes, next they're saying they should have their own schools, before you know it the orcs are being rounded up into a walled-off ghetto in Osgiliath and forced to wear the Eye of Sauron patches on their chests for easy identification.

Yes, but only in reference to the 6'4" nun built like a linebacker who taught honors Brit Lit. Oh, Sister Gilmary, where are you now…oh right, it's been 15 years, probably dead.

Yeah, I don't know why he says this is the best music channel. On Comcast at least there is a station called Palladium that plays nothing but concert movies, concert documentaries, long blocks of performances from various large music fests, old episodes of Behind the Music, BBC in studio concerts, and various other…