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And remember that time I let that escaped mental patient into the house because he was dressed like Santa Claus. Well YOU have a gambling problem!

They're clearly listening to a guy on the train platform saying, "You see white people are all like, "I'd like to make some money through sound financial investments," while black people are all like, "Baby, I'm making some money by moochin' off rich white people who are the only true worthwhile people in society.""

How can he be Jewish when he's clearly praying to the green triangle levitating above his head?

Can't wait for a Sarah Jessica Parker guest spot as an over-the-hill nag that might just have one great race left in her.

I think he used to be a hack singer-songwriter named Lizzy Cone, this is just some completely studio manufactured world-weary old man persona.

I'm a banana. I'm a banana. I'm a banana. LOOK AT ME MOVE! I'm a banana. I'm a banana. I'm a banana. LOOK AT ME MOVE! Banana power. Banana power. Banana power

Me fail English? That unpossible.

Luckily all my important files are safely stored on Pirate Bay.

At which point the casting director socked the little shit right in his fucking face.

The incredibly awful editing is enough to make me not want to watch it again, besides the incomprehensible accents. In the same race scene the sun can be seen in numerous parts of the horizon, except of course in the shots where it is clearly completely cloudy and drizzly with no sun at. On the plus side it accurately

I believe his name was Nom, occasionally Nommie, and after he became a zombie it was nom nom nom.

I'd prefer them to be a white baseball player and a black basketball player. They'd be the original odd couple by CBS's standards of what original means.

Welcome to zombie Earf.

I had assumed from the previews that he was on that ledge b/c that's about the only place he could smoke in Manhattan at this point.

Yes but it did work for Cocks in a Vagina, which was the best selling adult entertainment DVD that year.

Orcs are racist and, thus, totally offended at being compared to black people in any way.

The pic chosen would lead me to believe this episode was actually crudely animated gay bear porn.

He certainly wasn't the President Camacho we all hoped for and that this country so desperately needed. I mean for god's sake, I don't think he's even once referred to a Republican during his entire term as "scrote."

You forgot to mention that in b/w megaupload and IN JAIL she put on her sun glasses.

Exactly, stop compromising. Obama needs to immediately be arrested by the FBI for the blatant copyright infringement he was using to "raise funds." He needs to be thrown in jail with the Megaupload owners to demonstrate that no one is above the RIAA.