You see black pilots fly like this…[leans back in cockpit seat]

I thought "Radio" went a little off the rails after Cuba accidentally breaks that girl's neck and then his friend George takes him out into the woods and shoots him in the back of the head.

I can't wait till someone finally gets around to making a gripping documentary of the man who invented astroturf.

I believe for females it's spelled comedienne.

Well, GZA always was the poor man's RZA. I mean he never even scored a Jim Jarmusch film for god's sake!

Sounds like good counter-programming to CBS's new expansion, CSI: Berlin, where SS officers use the most advanced forensic techniques of 1942 to hunt down Jews, Gypsies, and communists.

I'm just baffled that there was an Israeli show about Alaskan cultists.

So we should be expecting NBC to announce a new drama about the Holocaust any day now then?

"The point is, everything you ever love will one day rot into shit and dust, and you will be alone."

Me too, but only b/c they already did this show before. NBC will be hearing from my polite but firm Canadian lawyers.

If still senator, Santorum would have liked to attach a $50 million rider to this year's Department of Education funding bill to divert money to the perverted arts, specifically introducing kids to the photography of hot, hot cocks.

I'm just happy because this makes it more likely that one of the GOP candidates will eventually come out to "Naked Pictures of Your Mother" by Electric Six, since it perfectly encapsulates the GOP's ideology.

Seriously. I hope this whining sob gets a raging case of eye cancer.

They're laughing so hard, b/c this is right after Meryl Streep shot a ping pong ball out of her vagina from the balcony and hit Anne Hathaway right in the eye with it.

Still trudging through 1Q84, Murakami's most disappointing book since After Dark, which at least had the advantage of being very, very short.

In Russia, rug walk on you.

I was being hyperbolic about CSI, but NCIS is awful. The whole premise of navy investigators traveling around the country investigating crimes barely even tenuously related their branch of the armed forces in places where they would have no jurisdiction or authority is too much to bear. Realistically, every episode…

The real question is who wrote, "It’s rare for the best series on television to attract huge audiences, but it’s equally rare for the very worst series to manage the same feat." The Nielsen lists for a given week almost always have some of the very worst our society has to offer prominently listed near the top. NCIS.…

Oh, yes, of course, that's exactly what I said. Just like if I said I didn't like Kafka very much you could naturally assume I'm a raging anti-Semite.

Great! I can't wait to see Tom Hanks in full yellow face make-up for the Orison of Sonmi 451 section. It'll be the greatest comedic role since Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's.