“disarmingly earnest film” “emotional directness”
“openhearted performances” “struggling to hold onto the
things—whether beast or idea—that reminds them of who they were“

Guess Jolie'll just have to go back to brutally murdering third world women with lead pipes and stealing their babies.

I can't believe that no one made a slob my Nobb joke!

Seriously, another 9/11 movie. Every time they make another, the terrorists' victory becomes a little more concrete.

I don't know why anyone would go see this. I think we all saw how it ends on the news a few months ago where Matt Damon's character's family leaves him, he releases all the animals, blows his brains out, and the local sheriff's department shoots the shit out of the escaped animals.

Every time I see the preview I can't help but thinking, you've got to be fucking kidding me to turn the most violent, useless waste of life in human history into sentimental, feel-good nonsense. Perhaps if Spielberg had given it some gritty realism, ie after a few months of being in the trenches the soldiers bludgeon…

Don't be ridiculous. It's physiologically impossible for any man to be interested in fucking Calista Flockhart

What callous disregard for another human life…I like that.

I don't know, but I'm sure he was a wonderful human being who would have done a lot for his community and country…

I didn't watch my buddies die face-down in the mud at Wang Chung and Panda Express for you to make light of the Tet Offensive.

He'll be reborn as the Unmoved Passerby, with the incredible ability to just keep right on walking when he sees some bad shit goin' down.

And why was he wearing that jacket with a ridiculously high lambs-wool collar? It clearly was not cold enough for that coat choice.

No, it's not implying that being gay is wrong, it just happens to be a fact that a inordinate number of strongly conservative individuals that rail against homosexuality turn out to be closeted homosexuals, Ted Haggard, Jim West, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, Patrick Sullivan for soliciting a gay prostitute and meth…

Ann Coulter makes closeted homosexual republicans go rock hard when they think about the thick, veiny cock hanging between his muscular thighs.

Closeted homosexual, republican pastors and sheriffs who like to snort meth off rent-boys cocks will. No one will know their dirty, dirty secret if they keep talking about how much they hate gays.

I think BE qualifies as great if you limit its comparison only to other dramas currently on TV as a whole. Is it just as good as Madmen or Breaking Bad? Absolutely not. It is, however, infinitely better than most other dramas on TV now, such as the ones it was compared to in the article. Once Upon a Time might be…

1993 called. It wants its witty band reference back.

KoL was a performance piece to make everyone realize that In Rainbows was actually a very solid album.

Their next release will be a photo montage of the band burning the master copies of a bunch of never released songs from OK Computer. "You liked our older stuff better? Fuck you, fans."

I would think that not being able to knock her up would be a bonus for a lot of guys.