Are massive heart attacks no longer considered a cause of death?

Actually B & A  will not stop adopting until they have enough kids to make a full line of shitty Benetton clothing in a factory in the suburbs of Guangzhou.

Well this picture explains everything! Armond White is clearly just Tyler Perry dressed up as one of his grouchy old people characters. Everything about White now makes complete sense!

He's not a troll so much as he is actually a sociopath who has a profound and complete lack of basic understanding of human nature. Read his Melancholia review where he deliberately conflates crippling depression with "fickleness." His constant moralizing is nothing more than the typical sociopathic behavior of…

Armond White was hit by a stray bullet to the temple when he was a child that made him permanently unable to smile…it also made him a moron.

This is definitely the worst thing the liberal media has done since forcing poor Herman Cain to sexually assault those women.

Sorry, ever since the Citizen's United decision I keep thinking The Onion, Inc. is a corporeal person who does everything regarding its websites itself without the need of flimsy non-incorporated human bodies. Damn you, John Roberts!!!

The free Philadelphia weekly paper has haiku reviews of movies they consider too shitty to actually bother going to see. I would like you to go take the job of whoever writes those.

To quote congressman Joe Wilson, "YOU LIE!"

You have time to post about Fiddy, but you don't have time to post the Jack and Jill review? How am I supposed to know how awesome it is without your review!

It's not hard with an ass that big.

I really like Steam as well, but a lot of people hate it reflexively. Seriously, go pick pretty much any recent game offered for sale on Steam and look at the Amazon reviews and a large number of the one-star reviews will be about how much Steam sucks.

It's not neat. This is like convicting Batman for killing the Joker! Or the Punisher for killing a jaywalker!

You forgot to bad mouth Steam, the past time that has rendered Amazon's PC game ratings useless, since half the people automatically give a game the lowest rating if it's uses Steam regardless of the actual game.

The minimum requirements don't seem all that steep, however, I'm guessing if you actually have the minimum requirements you'd be playing at an awesome 10 fps.

Or that the reviewer is a 19th century Nantucket whaler.

Yes. You can't see it, but in every acting role she's ever done she is wearing cutting-edge vibrating panties.

This is my favorite Suez Canal Crisis reference since Kazuo Ishiguro's "The Remains of the Day."

Thanks, I should have been more clear in my post about what I meant. Red Skull did vow to avenge the Nazis in the comics written at the end of WWII.

I was fooled into seeing it from the decent reviews. It was indeed a steaming pile. Was there really a reason not to make the Nazis the bad guys and instead have someone that made them seem reasonable as the villain?