Judging by the returns on that movie, he, in fact, owes very few people 2 hours.

Come back when you beat Zelda II: the Adventure of Link, you pansy.

Not really, the lesser Baldwins have at least two acting modes, dimwitted tough-guy and high as shit. Paz's only mode is acting like she just took a handful of zanax followed by a long swig of Old Crow.

He should of just been honest with her. "Honey, it's okay. I was drunk when I first started banging her!"

The rise in pork futures prices this triggers might just get the country out of it's soulful, economic blues.

Shiiiit. You got $7.4 billion coming over? That's all you needed to say, [un-pc term].

Admittedly, the Australian woman would almost certainly have hated any Tom Waits song that I played.

People from Australia hate it, as they are not down at all with someone changing their "lyrics" to "Waltzing Mathilda." I played it for a woman from Australia and her roommate from New Zealand, the one from NZ just thought wtf, but the Australian was vocally angry about it.

The writing is solid and the characters are reasonably fleshed out, the problem is that they are all so incredibly stupid that it's completely unbelievable that these are survivors. Other than the two rednecks and the cops, does anyone really believe that this group of morons managed to survive when 99.9% of the rest…

Is Jesus one of your many Mexican landscapers?

I'm not going to lie…I strongly endorse that kind of behavior.

Way to stick it to Fox by hanging in there and continuing to watch it. You'll be rewarded soon enough as I'm sure there has already been a writers' meeting that ended with, "Fuck it. We're throwing in aliens."

When the Radiohead fans are king, you will be first against the wall.

Many a toilet bowl will be sprayed with shit in this movie.

She's just been cunningly lulling you into a false sense of security for the past two decades, you'll hear it's "Oh So Quiet" in a car commercial and "Violently Happy" in a Eli Lilly anti-depressant commercial before the year's out, with a spot of her and the Geico gecko to appear during the Superbowl.

He pronounces it gamey.

"iPad apps"

Fuck it. I'm going full ROTFLMFAO.

Thanks for posting my list for me, though Hail to the Thief and Amnesiac are very close in quality.

I hear playing Dr. Seuss is like being raped by photographers.