May a serial killer brutally murder you and your family in the most unoriginal, cliched way possible.

He should of interviewed…
John Slatterly, in character, as Roger Sterling. I imagine that he would have quite a few things to say about mind control in advertising and by the filthy commies.

How could someone so attractive have such an ugly, ugly name.

I know right! And that's how you can tell the guy is actually an okay guy, because anyone else would be like eww, glasses, you're obviously totally ugly nerd, where this guy is like, oh you can take your glasses off and then you're totally hot and acceptable to me as a cum receptacle. Any Hollywood producer will back…

You should commit suicide like a Decemberists' song character for that fail.

Are you suggesting that Netflix's ultimate goal is the genocide of the Jews?

Patel? Fuck you. Fucking Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, told him "Sign the deal!" he wouldn't sign. And the god Vishnu too, into the bargain.

It'll be just like their music! Every time you encounter it you wind up angry, confused, and sick to your stomach.

GOOD MORNING, CLEVELAND SCIENTOLOGIST SINGLES MIXER '86!!!!!!!

Actually, Login?, Peter Baelish would seem much more to blame. He's the one that told Ned and Catelyn that the assassin's dagger was Tyrion's. Given that he's a lying scumbag that's creepily obsessed with Catelyn whose was trying to get rid of Ned since he was introduced, it seems likely he was lying to stir up…

Well I haven't been looking forward to it. Why couldn't you just tell us in the review what the monster is to save me the trip to Wikipedia.

Thankfully, I saved myself two and a half hours by just watching the preview, which has the same amount of meaningful content as the full-length movie.

Huh?
This show is reviewed? I thought, like me, everyone programmed their remote to skip past "the" CW.

Good thing this guy didn't have a long black beard or he'd be on his way to Gitmo right now.

Wait, wasn't Amanda Palmer brutally murdered in the small American town of Twin Peaks back in the 90's?

Comparing it to "Lars and the Real Girl," makes this sound very, very awful considering what a piece of shit that movie was. The only way it could have been salvaged would be if they had taken it in a "Dogville" direction where the asshole small towners hold down Lars and make him watch as all of the local men rape…

I can't believe it could be much worse than the other summer movies whose previews are just above.

Is it just me or does "Ric Ocasek" look and sound like it should be a anagram for something?

"I'm sorry, Moneypenny, did you happen to see my Old Gammy's Sterilized Wire Hanger, the only hanger officially endorsed by the back-alley abortionist's union? I left it in the waiting room."

You're history's greatest monster, John.