Did anyone else notice that the girl that plays Daenarys has a massive, massive ass for such a petite woman?

@ Hypnomatic

I like how Objectivists always trot out how many books Ayn Rand has sold to come to the conclusion that, ergo, Objectivism must be a good thing. For some reason they don't like it pointed out, however, that at its height Nazism had over 60 million members, much more than Objectivism ever had, and hence, by their own…

I have one word for you, just one word. Plastics!

You folks talking about that Lady Gaga or something?

THREE CHEERS FOR OUR CORPORATE OVERLORDS IN PROTECTING US FROM SCARY THINGS!!!

I much preferred the sequel to the original movie, "I Thumb Through Your Magazines."

Chaste?
I'm guessing that means that we don't get to see lots of gratuitous Aishwarya Rai topless shots.

ARE YOU GODS OR ARE YOU MEN!?
What have to done to me? What is this nightmare place!

So I'm taking it by the D that there isn't a scene where Meester eats out her drunken roommate b/c that would at least be worth a C-.

The trick to having a good movie theater experience is to simply pick films that black people aren't going to be at. The King's Speech? Prepare for a charming two hours. The Rite? Prepare for hearing from behind you two hours of, "Hannibal Lechter be fucking crazy."

The only part of the class worse than the "How to fellate a James Franco" section of the class, is the hand-on exam at the end of the "How to fellate a James Franco" section of the class.

To celebrate Murdoch will personally pull the plug on the lifesaving breathing apparatuses of 5 poor people after the unveiling.

You're not my fucking dad and you never will be, AV Club, and you can't tell me what to do no matter what my mom says.

It'll be available for illegal download online in a matter of hours after airing and then you can just steal it. I hear that sort of criminality is in your people's DNA after all.

Great pic, but next time please crop out anyone who is not Summer Glau even if it's just the back of their talent-less head.

@ Avatar Avenger

There's a pretty common first year law school Contracts class case involving Lady Duff-Gordon. Long story short, the woman was an insufferable and untrustworthy bitch.

The nonsense about the iphone being easier to use and more intuitive than the Droids is complete fucking nonsense. They're both simple and can be figured out in a matter of minutes if you've ever used any similar device in your life. Saying the iphone is more user-friendly is like saying ramen is easier to make than…

The real question
Is how David E. Kelley even gets past the lobbies of any of the major networks at this point. It is good that when he does get a new show on, the networks advertise him as executive producer so that viewers will know it's god-awful shit and immediately wipe it from their memory.