I sure hope they took the time to leave a top-shelf in each of Fiddie's bathrooms.

Wow, all those young ladies he's dated and yet he still finds time to be one of the most homosexual-seeming celebrity GOP boosters.

No.

It's 17 minutes of the old windows "stars" screen saver coming at you tacked on after the space baby appears.

JCVD, Motherfuckers!

Ooh, a Rounders sequel. Maybe my poker player friends will finally stop quoting fucking Malcovich from the first goddamn movie, provided the sequel doesn't have an ethnically accented bad guy at least.

Kevin Spacey, Barry Pepper, and Jon Lovitz! They must have driven a pick-up truck over to the Home Depot on Sunset Blvd and told all the actors they found waiting on the side of the building to climb in the back.

You must just be unlucky. I saw the preview in front of Black Swan last week and it looked made-for-Lifetime awful. Maybe it was just the way the preview was cut or maybe it was just Diane Weist doing her melted Renee Zellwegger thing, but it turned me off in a way that no amount of good reviews can fix.

That's true, Reformed Calvinist. When you say a movie should have ended after the first 5 minutes, and you hated those 5 minutes, I have to wonder what would've justified an F.

Way to go Yogi, I had this pegged as an AV Club F from the first billboard I saw, but you trumped my expectations and then some.

Finally a drama that shows the Union soldiers as the awful maniacs that they were and elevates a Confederate back to the level of avenging hero.

I'd say it's NJ's asscrack but then where would that leave Camden, Trenton, Elizabeth, Perth Amboy, Jersey City, Union City…okay so pretty much every urban area in NJ.

Someone should tell that kid that only 45y.o. single, closeted-homosexuals that collect Hummel figurines button their dress shirt all the way up to the top like that without a tie.

If anyone needs to return all the money from their movies, it's Ice Cube. Ice-T at least had the integrity to stay in low-budget action shit (and Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo!). Ice Cube decided he would instead rather foist "family friendly" trash that would embarrass a second grader with the amount of flatulence…

So what are your plans when you've gone through all of the facts for the "Gerbil" entry on Wikipedia?

Gop Pholospy! I know what my character name is when the new Stars Wars MMORPG comes out.

Don't worry, they stole this idea from an episode of Futurama. It's just Stephen Hawking hiding underneath the stage and answering the questions.

"Listen to me, you whoreborn corksucker." Nah…I don't see it working.

I love…
disposing of ballast! Give me a piece of Keira Knightley and Orlando Bloom's corpses to toss over the side.

Pencils are made with graphite, my friend, so you might be stabbing for a while.