Aslan was so ashamed of the film's performance he went back to his den and gave his anus a good licking like he was an ordinary house cat instead of an allegorized version of a fictional savior.

@ we do this every week
What's wrong? Are you an AVC staffer or simply part owner of a company that sells the same sort of software as Adblocker instead of giving it away for free?

No need. Just get Adblocker and watch those unsightly sources of revenue for the web pages you visit disappear.

No doubt you're also a straight man who enjoys having sex with men. Kudos!

He looks like the kind of overly well-groomed young man that I'd like to date my daughter one day.

Inheritance
Not that you care, but you don't have to take from a will, it's called disclaimer. What you refuse, the property will either pass to another close relative of the deceased through intestacy or revert to the state if no close enough relatives are alive (distant relative that want to take are called…

Finally, the hard working bands and artists that win will get the recognition they deserve regarding having excellent sales over the past year without them, or the producers and A&R guys that actually made their albums and songs, having a shred of artistic ability

The NYT reporter sounds like a jackass. "[A] culture that values celebrity and award shows over art." First, were any of the audience members clamoring for the interview to become an impromptu award show ceremony? Second, if it was asbestos remover Steve Martin from Cleveland would anyone have gone to the interview?…

Considering the beat down Jack White gave the lead singer of another band in 2003, the troll is probably lucky that he posted that comment and didn't tell it to White's face.

@ Haden

Hey, don't judge. If any of you can think of a better way to have killed the demon lurking inside his mother I'd like to hear to it.

His death is like drinking Liquid Drano. Sure it cleans you out, but it leaves you feeling empty inside.

I don't know why the women feel the need to compete on this show, I would be more than willing to take a scalpel to the face of each and every one for free.

I still don't understand the "you have to spoon a robot maggot/ your loneliness will disappear connection." Do lonely people really like robot maggots or something?

Lobsters are racists too? I guess that would explain why I've never seen a black person eat one.

Who knew gerbils were such racists? Coming from a region filled with swarthy Mohammedans, you'd think they'd be a bit more understanding.

That's right Bret Michael Moore. You can tell because they often have writing on the screen that you have to read—a sure-fire sign that some faggy book reading liberal elite made it.

Why doesn't everyone just sit back and relax with a nice prime cut of steak and we can discuss these filthy gimmick-posters like gentlemen?

I almost forgive him for foisting that shit Entourage on the world just to read that quote. The only way it would have been better would have been if he'd said, "Fuck him. It is what it is. Fucking M. Night, man. Shyamalan. Fuck him."

What kind of fascist country do we live in where a man can't trust a convention circuit guru to interpret the Constitution w/out any precedent backing him up to say that you don't have to pay your taxes without being thrown in jail for massive tax evasion? That's what I want to know.