You keep using that Word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Sounds like the classiest project that Katherine Heigl has been involved with since that donkey sex show in Tijuana last year for her b-day.

Don't forget the series of strips where Garfield followed through with his threats and finally shipped Nermal to Abu Dhabi, where he he was radicalized and trained by a Muslim cleric who eventually shipped him back to the U.S. I believe it ended when Nermal flew a hijacked passenger plane into the Chrysler building…at…

The joke's on them if I win. I have AIDs and will totally spread my semen on every door handle I can touch!

I'll never forgive him for that time he sexually molested me on live TV behind the plate glass on the main set.

I'm still trying to understand why Pierce in his review thought that a southern white supremacist would stop being racist because of the zombie apocalypse. For god sake's, look how they acted during the midterm elections, and the Democrats weren't even trying to eat their brains.

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I looked this Gina Lollobrigida up and she is no where near as bangable as the drawing on the cover would lead one to believe.

Get me New Zealand's non-union Mexican counterpart!

Damn you, space Nazis, damn you! You blew it up, you maniacs!!!

I wasn't worried that an Iron Man 3 would have a hard time living up to the suckage of Iron Man 2, but my fears are now allayed and then some.

Leonard, having lived and taught in Japan for a year I can tell you that your impressions are right and that their pop culture and many of the citizens are batshit insane.

If only the baby had died in the car accident, the movie could have been a blessedly short 20 minutes.

I hope Diane Lane's character has enough time in this movie to have sex with a filthy foreigner, whom husband Richard Gere eventually finds and kills.

I know a guy
who can do that Jewish stereotype show you were pitching if you're interested. His name is Rick Sanchez, he's in the TV biz but recently unemployed, quite possibly gaymous, and knows everything there is to know about jews.

Hopefully, the clothes will be those of Amanda Seyfried, who will also hopefully be a call-girl with lesbian tendencies again.

Dear Angelina,
Please cease to exist.

Don't use my name in vain. Additionally, the perfume will smell like a catfish left under the cushion of a ragged, old couch for a week.

If RZA is directing, I sure hope he puts Bill Ghost-bustin Motherfucker Murray in it and that every scene is just the two of them bantering.

Could he not be a queer fish?

And yet if I were to shoot these people I would be considered the bad guy. Only in America!