If you squint really hard you can kinda read in the dark too. I wonder which does more long term damage to your eyes?

I lived in Japan and people were constantly committing suicide by jumping in front of the goddamn trains, making everyone late. These people should be pissed that this asshole wasted their time and ruined the show, not whining they can't sleep.

I sure hope that Pacino yells a lot in this movie!!!

Where's Jorge von Salsa and what does he think of this Josef von Sternberg schmuck?

Hopefully this move does well, so my hilarious rom-com script about a sassy single girl who gets brutally raped and impregnated will be produced.

Skinny or not, I think we all can agree that we'd really love her corpse in the trunk of our car.

I actually had a really bad case of Imogen Poots last year, but thankfully the doctor gave me some industrial strength antibiotics and cleaned it right up.

Plus
It's tagline of "They just fucked with the wrong nanny," is stolen pretty much directly from the "Machete" tagline.

Nice Try…
Fames Jrey, or whatever you're calling yourself, but clearly this is just a choose your own adventure "A Million Pieces." Your days of pulling the wool over Oprah and I's head is over!

So…anyone want to get a fund up to have these studio execs "brutally executed in front of their families" before any of these projects go forward?

At least they've reached the point that they no longer seem to be even advertising their movies. So in the long run I think we've all won out as a society.

If only there was some way I could help the owners of bizboysell help get their family's wealth that is currently stuck in Nigeria out of that country.

Am I the only one filled with inexplicable rage when watching the Law & Order: LA promo?

RGM was pure and utter trash and the most unrealistic realistic movie ever. Who exactly has such an immense diversity among their friends that they could literally start a Model U.N. with a good %50 of the countries of the world represented by actual people from those countries? Likewise, I don't think many…

I thought it would be the legendary missing scene where the Ewoks (TM) meet up with their friends the Mars (TM) Choc-o-bots (TM) at the Fortress of Choclitude (TM) to play with their awesome full line of Mattel (TM) action figures.

As an Eagles fan I will call it a rebuilding year too, especially after Kolb has a complete fucking meltdown and never plays a full pro game again after mid-season at the latest. Also, because of Philadelphia's luck and it being a city of assholes who get what they deserve, Redskins in the Superbowl.

The douchebag's never watched an episode of Lost in his life.

I have my own remix of "Pokerface." Its called "Puppyface" and I sing it to my dog frequently.

"Pizzas from New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles provoke bitter feuds about which is best"
I have never heard a single person either on TV, in person, or in a movie ever mention pizza, LA, and an adjective suggesting quality in the same breath. You need to revise this article and put in Philadelphia or some similar…

I'd rather it be more of Girls Gone Wild meets Requiem for a Dream. Who wouldn't want to see the Situation's arm amputated from an untended MRSA infection he got at the tanning salon or Snooki taken advantage of by a bunch of creepy, old business men in order to fund her ridiculous dream of becoming a vet.