I've read all his stuff and Cloud Atlas is the best and am really looking forward to his new one that just came out. Based on Cloud Atlas, however, I would really like him to write a novel based solely around a post-apocalpytic theme a ala Oryx and Crake or The Possibility of an Island.

I seem to recall that even as an 8 year old child I was in disbelief from this show and Knight Rider that there were so many crooked real estate developers in the world and that their staffs consisted almost solely of AK-47 toting goons in puffy vests and plaid shirts.

Spare me the plot review
And just let me know how many luscious, luscious 70s style tits are in this movie. Oh wait, nevermind, I can probably just google that and skip the movie.

Hey, I don't like Ayn Rand, but I do hate jockies, Understatement Jones. Their small hands and falsetto voices freak me out.

At least Bruckheimer had the common sense not to make it nearly 3 hours.

No deal, Kilborn. You go die in an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident like I always assumed you would.

Why the hell is Evangeline Lily pronouncing processed as "PRO-sessed?" That should have been a great big red flag right there.

Keep 'em coming LaBeouf, you have a lot more shit to scrape off that resume of yours.

I hope it has the same inspiring message as The Devil Wears Prada—that academic accomplishments and inner beauty are shit and the only thing that matters is how you look on the outside…now that I think of it the only difference between that movie and American Psycho was one had the intelligence to know it was a rancid…

Dear Shia Labeouf,
Please find someone to super glue your mouth to the exhaust pipe of a car, tape your nostrils shut, and then start the car and walk away.
Sincerely,
Your Biggest Fan (of your Death)

They forgot to ask him how a pile of shit like "Little Miss Sunshine" became so popular, and if he feels bad that he was in a movie that was less fun to watch than a dog with severely impacted anal glands.

Thank god they killed off the Kwans. Thinking back over the show's run it seems pretty obvious that if they had not been in the show, the writers literally would not have had to change anything but inconsequential details. They served no purpose whatsoever.

Awesome! He's actually a great actor when he's not in fantasy and sci-fi movies. Check out one of his early films "The Interview" from Australia…he's still playing a pretty creepy suspected serial killer but he does an amazing job.

Oh, and he's also demanding a new man-sized safe. He can't seem to get the smell of blood, vomit, urine, feces, and decomposing corpse out of the old one and he's expecting guests.

Dick Cheney is already in negotiations to play the Penguin, provided real penguins are covered with crude oil and injured in the filming.

It's not the mortgage that Shields needs to pay, its the medical treatments after that stuff she pitches in those commercials fucked up her eyes. Did you hear the warnings? May cause ocular and anal bleeding? I'll take a lifetime supply please!

And yet my treatment for "Chinese Finger Trap: The Movie" wasn't greenlit! When will these studio execs recognize quality when they see it?

Rubin and some other people would actually send Cash songs and then he would decide what he wanted to cover, they certainly weren't forcing him to do it.

Actually they're all owned by the same umbrella company, Onion, Inc. So, yeah, I'm perfectly fine in calling them that, the same as I would be for calling a Chevy a GM vehicle.

From the preview…
first shown during the Superbowl I had pegged this as an Onion D or worse. Your standards are slipping.