I'm guessing the production will go a little like this:

I was really surprised when that commercial ended without Bruce Jenner brutally murdering the entire family before moving on to the next house on the block. I mean he is a serial killer right?

Bulwaay: That is literally the reason, ridiculous as it is, it is not a flaw. The "museum" is now housed in Barnes' mansion in a very rich neighborhood. The residents want to enjoy the cache of saying they live next to a world class museum but they don't actually want people driving through and parking in front of…

Their argument is basically analogous to Grampa Simpson's views on social security. "I didn't earn it, I don't need it, but if [they take it away] I'll raise hell."

Looking out for their own interests
I live in Philadelphia and have heard about this nonsense for years. The people in Marion and the Barnes trustees were more interested in keeping their property values up with having a famous museum in their township and their prestigious positions rather than the art. At the same…

You tell them. Don't let these fascists Readinistas boss you around.

Tony Bennet seemed to be really phoning it in here. It reminded of Phil Hartman's impression of Frank Sinatra. Maybe Bennet sent an old man body double as he himself refused to touch this shit with an eleven foot clown pole.

Probably any country where we're currently "bringing democracy to" could be potentially interesting…well, maybe not…I guess you can have only so many episodes centered around a person going to the market place and being killed accidentally by a roadside bomb, aerial drone, CIA agent who mistook you for the other…

It was a good scene. Plus, it shows we're getting ever closer to a scene between Nikki and very special guest star, Vincent Gallo's cock.

Wait, so this isn't a biography of Wolfman Jack, then?

My only question is, are any of the demi-gods born after Zeus urinates on the house where their mother lives, like Danae? Zeus loves his golden showers after all.

I sure hope the "nightmare spiral of chocoholism" involves her running a school bus full of retarded children off a cliff while driving inchoclicated followed by choking a male prostitute to death during rough coke and chocohol fueled sex.

Remember that episode where they spilled water on her circuit board and then she went crazy and ripped the family next door heads off. Hilarious! Too bad it was all just a dream and they were alive in the next episode.

I'm with you Joseph. I didn't even buy IX for years because I thought VIII was so terrible. I appreciate that Square tried to do something different with VIII but between the insufferable Dawson's Creek in a fantasy world story, broken battle system, and the ridiculous of scaling enemies to your level to essentially…

I believe this article is the first time I've ever actually heard another human being mention the show Chuck, let alone make a claim that they're anticipating it for some reason.

What, Gweneth Paltrow's promotional GOOP gold-plated bidet ripped out of a French Chateau didn't make the list?

This is a subject close to Jin's heart as he knows the pain of immigrating to America and being forced into a menial tenure track position at Boston University instead of an ivy league school. Damn you American xenophobia! Damn you!

They sure were dead on in their introduction about this being a mediocre year, but not strongly enough. This list makes me want to shrug my shoulders and let out a hearty "whatever." I now remember why I only say about 4 new movies this year. That said "The Hurt Locker" was far and away the best movie on this list.

I'm come to realize that whenever a review includes something to the effect of "poignant meditation" in its description, what they actually mean is "insufferable bore."

God is dead. That's what the writers and director were trying to prove here, or at least that a loving personal god was dead. Nyarlathotep, Shub-Niggurath, Cthulu, they're all fine and heartily endorse this movie.