I sure hope that this is just a prelude to the announcement that "Cool as Ice" is finally gettting the remake it deserves…only with the son of a black rapper this time, not some pasty white boy.

Glad to hear that the plastic surgeon's daughter will be able to have her say on the clothing line, after all, the guy didn't even have the balls to impregnate his wife alone, so how could he possibly be able to design a line of children's clothing by himself.

I would have thought that it would be a Styx fan with all the inside references to Hell.

@ Independent Linguist

I remember liking this when I was young and then when watching past high school wondering how it possibly could have gotten made. For real space laughs I suggest the Fire Marshall Bill "Aliens" parody from "In Living Color."

This commercial really spoke to me. I'm definitely going to buy some Evian… and a gun.

Oh, too good to come to my city? Fuck you then.

@rsh412

I don't know, Scott, can you really think humanity is redeemable knowing what the box office take for Transformers was over the weekend? I don't think so.

That was terrible. Show over, yolks.

I would have rather that NBC put Purefoy in a Rome spin-off where he plays Marc Antony who moves to New York to pursue a stage acting career. It has hilarity written all over it.

You forgot FakeMovieTkctBOT that poses as a machine outside theaters and charges unsuspecting fools 11.25 to see a totally shitty ass movie. Oh wait, that's real and took in half the people that went to the midnight showing of the film tonight and it doesn't do any tricks.

I will pay a million dollars to whomever brings me a bound and gag Michael Bay and Shia LaBeouf. Don't worry I'll provide my own can of hairspray, rusty coat hanger, and zippo.

One of the writers was named Babaloo Mandel? I am totally naming my first born son that.

If this mobie does well there's no end of the creativity that could follow! Nvidia: The Movie! Disk Defragmenter: The Movie! Woot: The Movie!

Is the kid in the lower left hand corner Ari or Uzi Tenenbaum from the titular movie!

Well in that case I'm revising my comment, because she looks pretty damn Maori in that poster to me. Use your historical facts to try and contradict me on that, bitches.

Dead! Yes, sir! Hohoho.

I sure hope this lives up to the quality of Planet of the Apes…or Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory…or Sleepy Hollow…or Big Fish…or, ah forget it.

I prefer "Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan"…though strangely enough he's only in Manhattan for the last 15 or so minutes of the film when it becomes an homage to "My Dinner with Andre" where Jason meets the editor of his memoirs at Tavern on the Green for a gin gimlet and they discuss existential…