Well fuck me. I was joking…I guess you can never be too careful when making up board games that have absolutely no reason to exist.

He would never hang himself. If anything he would have used the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. What a shame.

That's quite an assault story the woman tells. She should have kept going and claimed that after being released from the hospital the production crew came back and wheeled her up to the top of Mulholland drive in her wheel chair, set her on fire, and then let her go, starting a wild fire that destroyed several hundred…

That's why I haven't gotten a new board game since my 2003 purchase of "Antiques Roadshow: The Game." It has all the fun listening to unimportant historical facts, waiting in long queues, and handling easily breakable glass products.

You forgot to tell people to avoid Jackie Chan's early movie, Half a Loaf of Kung Fu, which, despite it's name, is utter crap. I have the feeling that some guy sitting in a San Fernando valley basement office slapped that title on the film independently of ever actually seeing it.

This thread makes baby Jesus cry.

I sure hope they get Sharon Osbourne to play Gertrude. "Make up your fucking mind, you dotty cunt! If you're not gonna kill your stepfather, let me fuck 'em in peace!"

Also historical fact, the Mormons drew the ire of Holocaust survivors after getting a hold of Nazi concentration camps records and posthumously baptizing all of those that were killed in the camps to Mormonism. The Mormon god, what can you say, he works in mysterious and dickish ways.

I didn't like this movie the first time when it was called "Underworld" and then at least it didn't have Mormon-fucking-undertones.

Infinite Jest is really an amazingly great book. It's like Ulysses in that you get about 10x as much out of it the second time that you read it once you have a clue about the book's alternate universe what's actually happening. It' unlike Ulysses in that it's still a great read the first time around. I recommend…

First you get the sugar…then you get the power…then you get the women…

Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
Our big big love
Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic
Our big big love
Our big big love
Our big big love…
Wait a minute! This isn't a Pixies documentary.

It's nice to see that the "Always Sunny in Philadelphia" episode where Frank and Dennis go to a shittily catered orgy is actually how these things work.

I'm sorry reading the review I'm not getting how this is related to Han Solo.

Even more terrifying for the family was when their property taxes were reassessed and went up by over 75%. The horror…the horror…after all property taxes are already pretty high up there.

I think it's ironic that little Ben who will grow up to be a demented sociopath with a cult-like group of followers gives Sayid a book by a demented sociopath with a cult-like group of followers…that said I now understand why Ben had no qualms in killing the Dharma people as they seem to be a real bunch of jackasses.

She was great in "The Princess Diaries 2," in fact I got a "Royal Engagement" for her…in my pants, or at least she does is she knows how to handle my kingly scepter.

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Oh well, I'd still do do her 'cause she's got a slightly more wholesome Asia Argento thing going on…then again Asia Argento would probably just hurl empty whiskey bottles at me and not valuable cats and laptops.

When I lived in Japan I was amazed by the Japanese disgust (which matches my own) for Cage who they seem to think is incredibly ugly. The Japanese generally translate beauty into 2 categories and Cage falls into the category they call sauce face of which he is apparently the epitome of.