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I actually stopped reading when it sounded like they were about to start discussing the end of the recent Breaking Bad season.

I skipped on going to see Nirvana and…Mudhoney? maybe? on that same tour. A friend of mine had an extra ticket, but the show was like 6 hours away, it was winter and I figured Nirvana would be around for years and years. D'oh!

Del Toro didn't want to live in NZ for a year?
Is he fucking nuts?

I'd pony up for a subscription to HBO if they'd just broadcast 30 minutes of Bob Odenkirk yelling at people every week.

D'oh — "wouldn't leave".

He also barged into Sony (or maybe Universal) HQ, wasted, and told them he wanted leave until they signed Pavement for the $1M that they were "owed", IIRC. He then passed out on the couch in the waiting room until the rest of the band came and picked him up.

I can't wait for the inevitable Twilight reboot that'll be coming in like 12 years.

Whoa
I thought that was Kevin Nealon for a minute…

I've recently started using (and enjoying) eMusic. It's kind of like the internet's answer to Columbia House. You pay $11/month and get to download 24 tracks, DRM free. (Plus you get like 60 free songs just for signing up.) It's cheap (roughly $5/album), they have a pretty good selection (everything from Fela Kuti to

I was more turned on by Lauren Graham's arson reveal.

Hell, a good game like GoW3 — which came out less than 3 months ago — is already down to $36 on Amazon.

BeastWanker: Based On the Autobiography, Werff, by Todd "Obvious Perv" VanDerWerff.

This is why you should always piggyback
On your neighbors' unsecured networks when you're downloading stuff illegally.

Not sure why, but the arms and legs on my gritty robot have all seized up.

I don't think you have any idea what auteur theory is if you don't think that the Metal Gear Solid series is a prime example.

DeGroot of All Evil

How do you train for prison???

It seems that the closest analog is probably the Tibetan Buddhist conception of the bardo.

What I Learned From the Lost Finale
People are much, much stupider than I ever thought they were. And I was a pretty cynical, misanthropic bastard before this happened.

Banned? Nearly half the stores in my neighborhood sell Kinder Eggs.