I hate to see that ass go, but I love to watch it walk away.

*winks, makes finger shooting gesture*

When you someone fellate it.

I'll keep meaning to go see the baby, telling myself "oh, you have plenty of time, the baby will be around for months." Then, by the time I make a point to see it, It will be like 3 years old and nobody will give a shit about it anymore.

*makes jerking off hand gesture*

[SPOILERINOS, I guess] I thought the second arena was the highlight of the trilogy. Fast-paced and based more on intelligence than mere survival.

I would pick crippling social anxiety.

How's the weather up there on your pedestal, Mr. I-Don't-Like-Jacking-Off-In-My-Own-Face?

The real problem here is this site's suspicious lack of coverage on all things Avenged Sevenfold .

*shrugs, absent-mindedly checks phone*

Wrath of Kong, I've got Meschach Taylor on the phone. He says he just wants to talk.

Man has always loved his buildings. But what happens when the buildings say… NO MORE!

The Universe is indifferent.

Before LinkedIn it was the best way to network.

I will go on record as saying love the smell of boobs.

You think the guy who invented Honey Nut Cheerios is rich? He's just some sad ass making minimum wage down in the basement of General Mills trying to find some way to make Kix taste better.

Oh hell yes. Lester is the R2D2 of that show.

Herc is maybe my least favorite character, especially in the later seasons. Except for when he's doing the buys on the east side "in character", because that was actually pretty dope.

I'm not proud of it or anything, but I used to spit like that until I was in my 20's. A lot of kids I grew up with did. They probably still do, and haven't yet realized how obnoxious it is.

I bet they gave your part to one of Peter Jackson's kids.