I ALREADY COMMENT AROUND THE CLOCK!

*slide whistle*

He is truly Poochie the Rockin' Dog of TV chefs.

He is truly Poochie the Rockin' Dog of TV chefs.

He was nice in the first season of Big Love.

He was nice in the first season of Big Love.

And when can we expect the older brother to haul ass to Lollapalooza?

And when can we expect the older brother to haul ass to Lollapalooza?

Expelliarmus!

Expelliarmus!

Chuck Norris is a pussy. Or a wussy, if you prefer.

Chuck Norris is a pussy. Or a wussy, if you prefer.

I like it. But can you pad it out to three and a half hours?

I like it. But can you pad it out to three and a half hours?

Alt-J makes a nifty triangle.

Alt-J makes a nifty triangle.

Especially sad, since his partner was only one day from retirement.

Especially sad, since his partner was only one day from retirement.

Maybe 10 year olds who are, in fact, pussies.

Maybe 10 year olds who are, in fact, pussies.