Wiggle it around a little.

Embryos becoming fetuses… fetuses becoming wolves…

I'm going to copy this post, change the names, and paste it anywhere someone on this site is talking shit about Bon Iver. You know, as a joke…

It's hard to do a proper jig with those clodhopper boots on.

I tried shoving my success in Andre the Giant's face, and he responded by suplexing me right through the wall.

That guy is like the ghost kid from Three Men and a Baby.

I could definitely see that working out better. But the American version will probably just ramp up the mind control/hypnosis angle, if only because it would make the squeamish parts less morally ambiguous.

When I was 13 I learned to play like that entire breakout album on the guitar. I think this is the first time I've ever admitted that to myself.

Well writers, hold your tongues and keep hammering away at that script.

Don't we already have like 3 Zoidberg commenters?

He will fuck this kid up in a New York Minute.

Smokin' makes me feel gooood…

A Christian black president.

I agree with these guys. IMHO, she is easily the worst thing about that otherwise excellent movie.

My reaction to overly long pants: "Hem"

Rejoice, Scott Tenerman!

He doesn't have the beautiful blue eyes I've come to expect from robotic law enforcement professionals.

WHAT!

The better question is why this story's been up for a half hour and no one has made a Krusty the Klown joke.

When cop cars speed by me, I often find myself humming "fightin' villins who are breaking the laaaaaaaw…"