Ah, the old days when David Arquette and Carrot Top vied for collect call supremacy. Has anyone (who wasn't in jail) made a collect call in the last 10 years?

The guys at the spot by my house shave the lamb off of the gigantic meat cone juuuust right.

Fully exposed vagina?

I heard Disney's taint was suspended in cryogenic stasis 4 miles beneath Disneyland.

She's cute. She's no Brenda Song though.

That whole cave segment is easily the worst part of the trilogy. But if you can mow through it, the rest is pretty awesome.

It's a race, it's a chase, hurry up and shoot that kid in the face!

It depends. Are you in west Duluth or east Duluth?

Fuck, I can't believe I'm about to defend Assy McGee, but it wasn't the worst thing AS has ever done (that honor goes to Saul of the Molemen). Some of the side jokes were pretty good, but it could never escape the unfunny central concept of a hyper-violent talking ass.

Also, while he's in quite good shape, Sutter isn't nearly as lean as a $50 steak.

It's just a bunch of dead people making jokes about crap falling out of a closet.

Hey, I remember that story! I didn't know that was her. I admire her Huck Finn spirit, but any mariner would tell you that their plan was fucked from the outset.

I was disappointed at how humorless the comments were on the review of that movie. I mean, c'mon.

If you live within the Shelbyville city limits, you can do whatever you want with your attractive 17 year old cousin.

Indicate my age? Good thing I was born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago. And I am not alone.

I've seen Built to Spill almost 10 times, and they are great live. Long sets, nice balance of new and old, and despite Doug Martsch's curmudgeon-y tendencies, he manages to be intensely likable. Of those nearly 10 concerts, I'd say only one of them was meh. Go see them!

He plays the bumbling Navy Seal who keeps falling into the same hole in downtown Abbottabad.

The same Peter King who keeps taking pictures of my sister?

YOU TREAT YOUR STEPMOTHER WITH SOME RESPECT, PANTERA!

I hoped that, after forever, they'd have finally worked their differences out.