We could just talk about stuff. You know, girls we like and whatnot.

Could've used some skiggity-tahs.

Pick me up some scratch off lottery tickets while you're out.

Get 'em!

Bell's Palsy is a motherfucker.

I Am Legend of Curly's Gold

Budgetary constraints have forced public schools to stop teaching mathematics, in favor of genital mangling. Now there's a skill you'll actually use in real life, not like this so called 'algebra'.

That was a better pun than any of us deserve.

Hey, for the record, I think NYC is great. I've always enjoyed myself when I've visited. But there's a whole wide world out there.

LAPIDUS OR GTFO

Paging Hipster Dbag, we need someone to tell us why NYC is the center of the fucking universe…

Elroy Jetson > Bamm Bamm Rubble

My state adds ethanol to our boner fuel. It decreases performance and can effect longterm boner wear and tear.

Hats off to you for that excellent comparison.

We're here to help him with his ketchup problem.

Phil recently married the heiress to the vast Dyess anti-fungal cream fortune.

You're telling me you don't settle in every night with a glass of metamucil and some Fiddle Faddle to watch Leno?

Fuck, I was gonna yell that!

CBS already has late-stage dementia and osteoporosis.

I've never seen someone try to get to second base so aggressively before.