As someone who strongly dislikes the very idea of reality TV, I actually came to really dig Tabatha's show after watching it with the wife a few times. She essentially shows people why their business is failing for reasons that are obvious to the rest of us. And Tabatha is an interesting host, kind of like Gordon…

Sourdough?

I loved Nashville when I visited. One of the few cities in the US I would consider moving to.

Greta Gerwig, eh? Boi-oi-oi-oing

They're not black like Barry White, no they're white just like Frank Black is.

The music, drugs, and people there really do make it a once in a lifetime experience, but living there for five days is fucking miserable. And they pack your cars into groups so thick that you couldn't leave early if you wanted to.

MikeMartz1999 is definitely husband material. And in great shape, from what I hear.

How good is your health insurance?

If what you're doing is wrong I never want to be right.

Banmar

Are the napkins gluten-free? Cuz I have a thing.

Pepto will take care of all of these feelings.

Tonight on Rock Bottom we go undercover at a sex farm for sex hookers.

Fuckin A right. That guy makes more things happen in 7 minutes than anyone else managed to do in 7 episodes.

It's like Green Acres, except everyone is mad at each other and loves talking about how mad they are at each other.

You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector. They expect results!

My guess is he'll be affably cynical.

I probably shouldn't say this under the circumstances, but speed can be pretty great.

You have wriggled your way back into my heart.

Thanks to you, upon opening the article I immediately pictured Goodman and Barr in the throes of weird, sweaty sex.