Quiet you fool, they might be listening!

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That was pretty good.

Thirded on the BOTW love. Yes, it's stupid as fuck, but I love that the asskicking protagonist was a zoologist. And it  might have been my first exposure to Monica Belucci.

Well, I was 7 when it aired, but I have fairly good memories of watching it with my mother. The wikipedia summary makes it sound like it would be awesome if it aired today. But Ron Perlman would probably be a time traveling vampire or something.

Linda Hamilton played The Beast quite well, and Ron Perlman as Beauty was a stroke of casting genius.

I just thought she was one of them Italians.

I generally consider myself pretty desensitized, but fuck, Zelda is the stuff nightmares are made of.

Hey! I'm in here! Ever hear of knocking?

She's already got her MFA in MPDG.

It's in my queue, and I've passed by it twice this week looking for something to watch. I'd been waiting for another recommendation before I watched it. Thanks, Lieutenant. At ease.

*chases Yee Yee around with a butterfly net*

I'm replying to you so I can practice my italics too.

I'm halfway to pregnant here!

Perhaps my favorite part of LOTR was the discussion between Shagrat and Gorbag about what their plans were for the end of the war. Made you realize that the orcs were just combatants with hopes and dreams for the future, same as everybody else.

They were. And they were given gifts according to the rough state of the world at the time, like toughness and strength. That was one of the cool things about The Silmarillion; each race had it's own gifts, so in Eru's devine plan for the world, no one race was "better" than any of the others. Except orcs. Fuck those…

I always felt he was the superior Head of the Class teacher.

I thought I recognized that quote from one of the lesser gnostic gospels.

What if like, Lars is the only one whose sane, and we're like, the ones who are insane? Maybe WE should be the ones who are locked up, man. Society!

We had to eat scrambled Pterodactyl eggs for breakfast!