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That sure was a lot happening in the last five-ish minutes. Fun! Also liked the killer replicating alien flower petal things, and how the plot basically got stowed away for presumably further usage in the next episode or so.

He would also make the perfect villain in the back of an industrial microwave. Or just…… just stick him in an industrial microwave.

On the potential plus side, maybe someone spiked the beer with a potent poison. Or aliens will wipe us out next week, whatever.

I was mostly just thinking of one of the earlier WWE SmackDown games where at least one picture did make the character models look extra jaggy, but when I actually played it it looked much better. That's certainly not going to be the case for everything, for sure.

It doesn't look THAT bad. It just suffers from that "generic background with the cast assembled in front of it" look. Reminds me of times in the past with PS2-era games where some screenshots would look like ass, but just because when you're taking a picture of a game in motion it can easily make it look much worse

Actually, we're potentially in the center of the universe, but it's basically how the show Lexx set things up and we're in the Dark Universe. And if we're lucky, we'll be destroyed by a dick-shaped ship before we're destroyed by various morons on the planet itself.

I have no idea. I just assume being Batman-related has effectively made it bulletproof for a period of time.

Hey now, Lucifer's alright. Plus, now we get Timothy Omundson as God. Feel free to sub in Gotham, though! I've grown to mostly accept that one by now, but still. It's just so……. Gotham-y.

To be fair, they could easily scrap this one now and come up with a new episode dealing with the crap from before Pseudo-Trump's election AND all the crap after that. And then make that the arc for the entirety of next season, because they'll have more than enough content to work with. At this rate, that could be the

I guess the one good thing about this is that Harry Turtledove now has the inspiration to write a book about how Swashbucklin' Andrew Jackson went on to prevent the Civil War. To be fair, it's possible he already did that years ago.

Man, I can't wait until he dies. I'll be able to power up my Masamune at his grave.

No wonder I recognized that name! I was about to make my own ALF joke. Although, ALF is nothing to joke about. This nation's cat population is UNDER ATTACK.

Add me to the list of people who never watched it due to continually forgetting it existed. But hey, slap Dick Wolf's name in the credits somewhere and redo the title to Chicago Powerless and it'll probably get at least 3-4 more seasons easily!

In this case, I'd make it weekly. Or daily. Hourly?

Poor Ram. Maybe one day he'll stop getting sprayed with blood.

As far as the Cap stuff goes, I'm still wanting to defend it because it's a comic story and will probably have some sort of resolution that makes Steve pop back to normal. At the same time, I haven't been reading it myself, so I can only guess as to the actual quality of the story. I just have a knee jerk reaction to

But that would prevent people from showing outrage on social media. Can't have that!

It makes me think of every time since Hydra Cap began that I've seen someone talk about how Kirby totally would've hated this and/or punched Nick Spencer for doing it or something to that effect. Would he have, though? I'd think there's just as much a chance he'd let it go wherever it was going because, you know, it's

This isn't the sequel to The Girl on the Train I asked for! *monocle flies off*

And then they combined to form some sort of Voltron of horrible right wing nuttery that resembled something closer to a thing described in a Lovecraft story, and the world ended.