Because they're all pieces of Batman villain Clayface that were separated from him and became their own sentient beings.

Ah. I just assumed things would be about the same, but probably a new interface of some sort as I don't think I've used any Kinja-related sites, or at least bothered with comments sections. Described that way, it just sounds like a different version of what happened when they switched to Disqus, where we had our…

Since I still don't really have any understanding of why Kinja is the Anti-Christ, I'll still be here! Not that that counts for much, as I'm not one of the people with a massive comment count, but still. Plus, I must never allow my combination of a Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack reference username and David Liebe…

Now to wait for the tweets announcing that Breitbart has collectively slid into an active volcano.

Basically, yeah. I don't like the idea for those very reasons, mixed with Pence coming in and all that jazz. I just feel like the further he goes, the more likely it is someone's going do something stupid in response to all the other stupid. Basically, everything is stupid and holy shit why.

It was very much intended to be tongue in cheek. I realized even then that it probably suffered from the magical effects of saying anything like that online and expecting it to be interpreted as such without fail. Also kind of playing up the fact that I technically DON'T want to get angry about it because I have a lot…

I wanna be angry too! Arrrrrrrrr!

Does that mean he's about to be shot by Charles Dance?

My favorite thing about this movie is how the commercials seemed to slowly but surely turn into Jackie Chan's The Nut Job 2, as his mouse character seemed to be the focal point more and more. Which I guess is a step up from the multitude of animated movies that end up spending most of their time focusing on the…

This doesn't really merit a best/worst labeling, but for me it was probably Boom's Bee and PuppyCat comic. It wasn't always super fulfilling, but I had fun reading it and there was an issue that used QR codes creatively to, I believe, provide music from a series of music boxes that played a part in that issue's main…

I have no opinion on this! But he was the host on one of GTA IV's radio stations, so yay him! Also, the most played YouTube video title should go to this upload of Pino Donaggio's main theme from 1987's The Barbarians. https://youtu.be/BnL_JSic8oA

Not this one, though. https://youtu.be/2mxitw5DjwE

I just had a nightmarish vision of the pilot episode being more or less recreated exactly the same as the original, but with Phil Collins replaced during all the dramatic driving around near the end with Imagine Dragons. Or just take any particular episode with a dramatic, '80s music scored scene and replace it with…

He's just mad he wasn't picked for Secretary of Pushing It to the Limit. And he escaped getting dismembered with a chainsaw in a hotel bathroom for NOTHING.

Call me when they do one by Jared Hess.

I guess I'm lucky that when I went to the Jamboree, way back in the ancient times of 1997, Clinton was in office. I can't remember shit about anything he said, but I'm going to assume it was 100% less awful than anything Trump said.

Maybe while he's draining the sewer, that giant mutant alligator will eat him. Shhhhh, nobody tell him about the fuel canisters.

I honestly first thought that Danny Trejo would just be joining Tony Todd and Tobin Bell in the Uncredited Villain Voiceover Club/James Earl Jones Society (and I guess also Michael Dorn from his work on Arrow voicing Prometheus last season), but I suppose announcing that he'd be on the show kind of runs counter to…

Haven't watched it regularly in some time, but I'll definitely miss it in a general sense. I'm extra sad that I never had any of my Hashtag Wars stuff highlighted. I HAD SOME GOOD ONES, DAMMIT.

I love how this movie has become A Thing, but it seemed like just another martial arts action film back when I randomly picked it up as a part of that Dragon Dynasty series that the Weinstein Company did for a while. I loved that stuff. Finally gave me a chance to see the first few Police Stories and Hard Boiled. And…