I'd actually like to try one just for the hell of it, but I wouldn't have access to a Starbucks until after they stop offering them. I guess I'm spared the fate of….. drinking a weirdly colored beverage. CURSE YOU!!!!!!

This only happened because half the team decided to visit the Springfield Mystery Spot as a group.

Or Bathtub Shitter.

I've never actually thought about Warehouse 13 that way. Now I'm also sad that I've been reminded that I never managed to catch the last couple of seasons.

I got to experience the whole "yeah, we're finally going to let our military blow shit up unlike during the past eight years of OBAAAAAAAAAAMA who wouldn't let them threaten every other asshole in a foreign country with bomb droppings and aggressive posturing" shit today. Jesus fucking Christ, yes, let's just stomp…

I'm glad we're getting a bit of crazy Hela mask action before presumably removing it for the rest of the movie. Also, everything looks fucking awesome.

Don Johnson as Detective Jesus "Sonny O." Christ in… MIAMI VIRTUE.

God is dead, and was also eaten by a puppet and a kid. Or that one episode of Wonder Showzen lied to me.

I'm sure we could also fit an exploding limo in there somewhere too.

Which is fought via a Judy Bagwell on a Pole Match.

I'll always be appreciative of SA because it eventually led to me buying Feeders and Feeders 2 on DVD. Also I believe the place I learned of Troll 2. Which I forever associate with the Whodini track Magic's Wand because I was listening to the Vice City soundtrack while reading the review.

GIR was the turkey all along.

Can we ritually sacrifice the rest of this franchise in exchange for Hellboy 3?

Sliders 4 Lyfe, yo.

Not the worst episode, but this whole season has been wobbly and it carried through to the finale. And it's also been speeding up the process of getting me burned out on the show after jumping in at the start of S3. Hopefully next season can find the show getting its shit back together. It also feels like it's pretty…

I was actually kind of taken by surprise when I found out next week is the season finale. It really feels like not enough has happened to really build up to it, as far as the momentum is concerned. I can look back and see the pieces being put together, but it's just felt like a bunch of disjointed NOW ROSITA HAS BEEN…

Alternately: https://youtu.be/DuUM4rgcexA

Eh, it seems alright. But everything up to this point has me so "meh" it's hard to get super excited. On the other hand, I could watch a Thor: Ragnarok trailer right now that's just Chris Hemsworth running in circles and I'd probably be more captivated. PROVE ME WRONG, SNYDER/DC MOVIE PEOPLE/ETC. After all, fool me…

Of course, Flash needs to be Fox's Quicksilver and not Marvel's Quicksilver, which seems to be the case.

Movies that end with a rap about the movie are always the best.