And then added Robert Davi for the sequels. And Claudia Christian in the second, but it's been long enough since I've seen it that I kind of forgot.

So it's now confirmed the next Mission: Impossible is just a live action recreation of Bart the Daredevil.

I was hoping they'd come back to NC, since I managed to catch the show they did in Charlotte during what I think was maybe their second tour at the time. I even randomly brought a copy of As I Lay Dying I was reading at the time for a class in case I could randomly get any autographs from pretty much anyone. Sadly, I…

DC's movies are the gift that keep on giving. Or more accurately, the thing that keeps on doing things and no one really knows what the hell it is, and sometimes a movie actually arrives and is critically shat upon.

That was more enjoyable in general than I'd expected. I was thinking it'd just be Rosita being surly for an hour. Saul of the Mole Men: Zombie Edition is still pretty amusingly pointless, though!

Yep. Plus, I don't recall Daryl leaving Hilltop. Or maybe he did, I was only half watching. I'm assuming he probably wouldn't have been able to show up by that point. Either way, Dwight's the safe bet.

I'm liking it so far, although I certainly count myself among the group of people who generally prefer the character used with a lighter tone. I wasn't even going to read it in singles and just trade wait, but finally caved in and added it to my pull. I just chalk it up as another casualty of Civil War II, figure I'll…

I've been wondering just how big a controversy this has actually been, since I'd only seen one thing so far and it seemed like it could've easily been dismissed as "site writes article about a handful of people freaking out over a variant cover and makes it seem like a bigger thing than it is for clicks." I don't…

I love how every time Kacey Rohl ends up in something I'm watching, it takes me forever to realize it's her. Of course, looking it up, outside of her stint on Hannibal that's mostly just been an episode of the X-Files revival and an episode of iZombie.

Or it's just the porn parody of it. Still directed by Victor Salva!

His mother thinks he's cool. *sniff*

Also get Christopher Eccleston to be a bit less dour. I still want to see his Malekith played up like a crazy Ninth Doctor.

Alternately, Thane is the name given to shipping Thanos with his son Thane. Or Thane with himself. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK, FOLKS.

Better yet, get it rewritten by Claudio Fragasso and directed by a reanimated Bruno Mattei and slap the Troll or Zombi name on it. It'd probably turn out better.

Or either of the Cookie Monster/Tom Waits pairings.

And then we're suddenly getting that Shang-Chi series we didn't ask for, but it's the Shang-Chi series we NEED. Although I'd watch a Shang-Chi series.

I don't know that it has to be COMPLETE shit, but that defense is rarely used in overly positive situations. It kind of feels the same way as the "if they want a new character, just MAKE a new character and ignore all the other factors that can have an impact on a comic's continued success" argument, or perhaps the…

If this were to become a real movie, how many installments would it take for the vampire leprechaun to reach space, and how many to reach the hood? And would it return to the hood a second time? And how long until WWE Films creates a new one, but lacking a usable Hornswoggle they're forced to cast…. let's say one of…

Now add the collected works of Bruno Mattei.

I always kind of appreciated that I could never think of some insulting name for conservatives that get used all the time. I mostly just want to use "stop being such a fucking shithead, you fucking shithead." And then I die inside some more.