A) I briefly thought this would be about that guy that had plastic surgery done to look more like Bieber, but I also forgot he's dead now.

Once AMC gives me some money and a time slot. If possible, I'll also try to make the theorized connection between Breaking Bad and TWD a reality. You see, the zombie plague is actually a side effect of Los Polos Hermanos' curly fries as featured in recent commercials for Season 3 of Better Call Saul, because curly…

You're welcome! I just can't help but feel baffled by this thing every time they do it. I mean, it's not like I'm 100% invested in watching everything, but I seriously doubt that unless you're rewatching everything online or wherever to keep up with what's happening, you can really expect to retain much of your memory…

I wish they'd start making these micro-series things more surreal. Since I can't imagine many people remember who any of the characters are, or even what's been transpiring during any given chapter, just start making random shit happen. This week, maybe Tunnel Man could've been wearing a tuxedo and a top hat for no…

I feel like one day there will be a scene in the White House that exactly copies the bit with Burns and Smithers near the end of $pringfield (or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling) involving Trump and Pence.

I was basically thinking that back before the election. Now to figure out if we've landed Martin Sheen Stillson or Sean Patrick Flanery Stillson.

Well, I've enjoyed reading the current Jem stuff, and I'll certainly get this, but honestly I'd just like to keep the current stuff running as is.

Yeah, I'll readily accept that. I loved Sleeping Dogs, and I'm still hoping we see a proper sequel one day.

The weird part for me is that this may be the first time I've actually noticed a reused set, and I just IMMEDIATELY realized it.

It's my turn to get in on this: Spike Lee angrily tweets out Don Johnson's address.

I'll just assume Vigilante is Susan, since there's been one woman in the role to date. There aren't too many new people left to use, if you avoid using people from prior seasons.

Is it safe to marry George Wendt, though?

Pffff, there's no place for THAT in anyone's wardrobe! Obviously what one buys from Hot Topic for clothing purposes are Funko Pops that you then sew together into various poorly fitting articles of clothing. My Harry Potter character pants are just the BEST.

Eugene humming during his little science display was fun.

He eats Tom Sizemore horror movies from 2007? RAW? The monster!

I was always a fairly big fan, just thanks to watching practically everything USA aired during their TV Junk Food Era, and the cast always worked so well together. IT WAS MAGICAL.

Silver Surfer's unfortunately wrapping up eventually, I think over the summer. Or whenever it releases everything that it has left, since it's slowed down so much lately. Although it's at least ending on purpose and not getting cancelled, as I believe either Dan Slott or Michael Allred said as much on Twitter at some…

Quick fix: just bring in James Roday, have Dule Hill's character turn out to be Gus, and then the two of them can find out that Heigl's love interest is actually a murderer and she also gets sent to prison because of reasons, and that's how we get a new season of Psych. FLAWLESS.

I apologize! I was too busy trying to cobble together a joke. My success rating isn't the highest, admittedly.

True. Of course there are probably better people to start with than Assange. But that's not how these things generally go, and then we end up able to fill a comments section with jokes and the occasional reasonable observation.