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Haiku O Clock
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But just where ARE this
Episode's testicles, Turk
Scrubsier? - Snowball

I always thought a
Die Hard musical would be
Pretty damn awesome.

What? Like Spinning Plates?
All I Need is to see that
On Videotape.

Dun dun-dun DUN DUN.
(MAGIC G floats past the dog)
Ruff ruff-ruff RUFF RUFF.

What about that dog
In the intro? THE MAGIC
G TURNED IT EVIL!!!

What's in Mike White's mouth?
Spooky sponge? Or even MORE
Spooky Potato?!

The Troy McClure film
Just might be my favourite
Simpsons scene ever.

I love that every-
one within Holt's circles finds

I see what you did
There! But won't see what I did
Until I refresh…

I don't think Morty's
Actually "disabled"
So much as stupid.

Gullibility:
Dr. Glenn Richie's is taut
Yet malleable.

Plumber? You must be
Thinking of the "Common Jobs
In Porn" article.

Fox don't know how to
Broadcast its shows episodes
In the right order.

I'd like to think all
Of The A.V. Club staff are
Stalking me always.

I read it in the
Voice of Toy Story's Woody.
Very upbeat read!

Now, it's time for us
To find out who McGruff the
Crime Dog REALLY is….

I wish this site did
Regular coverage of
Banshee. It's earned it.

This deserves points just
For this episode's lack of
Adam Sandler. Yay!

So, just when does the
Separate review go up
For Boyd Crowder's hair?

RAPTUREGATE! Spacey's
The only one left, making
His job easier.