Jay Leno makes JOKES?
The fuck kind of bizzaro
Universe is this?

Might give this a watch
If Sterling Archer shows up.
He's the pirate king!

I think Showtime could
Have a decent rep if they
Learned WHEN to end shows.

This is why having
A birthday around Christmas
Totally sucks balls.

No to six six six.
My favourite numbers are five,
seven, five again.

Loving Two Coffins,
Obama Bin Laden and
The title track. Yeah!

Good to see this show
Can survive without Ryan.
And his fart joke book.

Least Cookie Monster
Didn't say it. That'd make
Even less damn sense.

I always thought you
Were an old man, BonerTime.
Cialis = LIARS!

Archer on MONDAYS?!
What's next? American Dad
Moves to TBS?!

Sorry, Core Concept.
Not haiku-friendly enough.
Go eat spiderwebs!

Phrasing? Danger zone?
You're not my supervisor!
… That's all of them, right?

"Come on dudes" - I think
Chozen does that, Odd Future
Wolfgang Pauli. BAM!

"In a dream?" "No dream.
It was Walt, only taller."
"What, like a giant?"

The biggest question:
How long this season before
Raylan shoots someone?

If only there were
Such a holiday for the
Haiku devotee…

Mine's Marge Be Not Proud.
"Stealing stadiums/quarries!"
(shortened for haiku)

I liked him as a
Background player, growing more
Insane each season.

Dear Olive Garden:
ITALIAN FOOD DOES NOT
WORK THAT WAY. GOOD NIGHT!

What about DURING?
His shit did take him nine months
After all, Robo.