This is exactly
What Maciel said to the
Same singer that night…

It doesn't let me
Cast votes only in haiku.
This is an outrage!

JFK was killed
By the moon, jews, Obama
And 9/11.

Family Guy: F
American Dad: An A.
Learn your alphabets!

Now how do we make
Cinnabon taste like vodka?
Science, where are you?

You should know now that
This movie only exists
For meta humour.

Haikus can be tough.
I often fuck up and use
Far too many syllables in the last line (and also I fixed up the earlier one, thanks for pointing that out).

This interview was
Just a thinly-veiled excuse
To tag Breaking Bad!

Vasquez died on the
Way back to his home planet.
Hot Topic bankrupt.

He's no vampire.
Where is the sparkling and
The misogyny?!

So wait, Scott Pilgrim
Was fictional this whole time?!
I want a refund.

I wasn't aware
Aaron Sorkin was writing
for A.V. Club now…

Ghost: The tv show?!
Pointless?… Unnecessary?…
That's just Swayze talk!

I out haiku-in'
All of y'all bitches, dawg!
… 'Cept maybe Cookie.

Vince buys him sneakers,
Only to lose one of them
In a curvy blonde.

To the time machine!
Be sure to pack some jello
And lots of sweaters.

Would you be so kind
As to sell me some acid,
My newfound comrade?

I feel pretty damn
Indifferent towards this,
If I must say so…

I was referring
To Breaking Bad's fifth season,
You silly… head… thing.

Didn't you, like, die?
… Great, now I have to turn this
into a haiku.