Big whoop, Maxmordon.
You can make your comments rhyme,
But can you haiku??

The new Transformers
Movie made THAT much money?
Farewell, planet Earth.

Haiku O Clock Club
Am I a meme yet? No? …. Ummm.
How about now? …. Bye.

But Mr. Grundy,
It's still another eight weeks
Before True Blood ends!

Orange is orange.
Not black, and not Hill Street Blue.
Debate over! Bye.

The Narrator died.
Book series over, people!
Let's go look at schlongs.

Rosanne is running
For president? I WILL NOT
HAVE A BARR OF IT.

Who would willingly
Place such stringent word limits
On themselves online?

Well, there goes my will
To stick around anymore…
Farewell, human race!

Anyone within
Twenty one foot of Raylan
Gonna dun get shot!

Netflix in twelve years:
Enlisted's second season.
(in order, at least!)

And the Nine Inch Nails
Cover of Johnny Cash's
"Hurt," apparently.

Plus, in episode
Six, Rick highly disapproves

Teenage boys outgrow
Being creeps, though. Creeps never
Outgrow teenage boys.

I'd chalk it up to
Morty being a teenage
Boy, rather than "creep."

The Radiohead
Song? But it's only five and
A half minutes long!

I thought "Bark Stories"
Was the name of the dog's blog

I assume you were
Marathoning previous
Olympic games, no?

Now now, Lord Spango.
The Walking Dead's characters
Are not that diverse.

Watch out for T-Dawg!
He's almost definitely
A flamer, that one…