Behind a door of
Unspeakable scariness?…
Look, a weird mirror!

Even creepier
Considering the reveal
in The Incident.

Marge is funniest
When she is used sparingly.
PLAY THE BASKETBALL!

Any minute now,
Dude in the pic will explain
This Dharma station…

Surely the talent
Should overrule all other
Criteria here…

I don't like Stuart,
Yet still there's the odd moment
That's so sadly apt…

Mr. Donaghy:
Seems your see-through dishwasher
Wasn't quite enough…

I.E. "We have bats."
And don't forget "I HATE TREES!"
Something something Pope.

But when it's cancelled
Will it give us all closure?
WHO IS DODGE'S DAD?

Wow. Vince Gilligan:
ARTIST WITH INTEGRITY.
Eat a dick, Scott Buck!

Extra syllable
Is allowed for the word "shtick."
It's rule 101.

This site's now run by
The Albuquerque Journal,
Didn't you know that?

Just an epilogue.
So we can all see Jesse
As a lumberjack.

The most confusing
Interview with Jim Rash yet…
That's writers for you.

Ozymandias
Was basically Red Wedding
For 40 minutes.

I cannot believe
They cut out the wedding scene
Between Walt and Todd.

A perfect ending
To what we can all now call
An unblemished show.

Cast Andy Richter!
Then we can be sure the show
Will last forever.

* Addicts NEED their fix.
Yep, smartphones are to blame for
All the world's typos.

There are MORE haikus?
What time do they think it is?!
Quarter past rip-off!?!!