THE GREETING NETWORK!
People just saying "hello,"
Twenty four / seven.

This was average.
Some clever observations
Dragged on for too long.

It was fantastic,
Though no new theme song remix?
It's time to change it.

I'm afraid it's not
A Breaking Bad episode
Without a montage.

A stellar release!
Personally I prefer
"Parting the Sea," though.

Addicts next their fix.
Apple is the one who knocks.
SEND THEM TO BELIZE.

Conan's easier
To insert into haikus
Than Letterman is.

That has got to be
The least scientific thing
I have ever seen!

Nope. Nerdiest joke:
"No fair, you changed the outcome
by measuring it!"

Jesse = Paranoid.
He wouldn't have followed through,
Scary man or not.

On the plus side though,
Season 7 = In Rainbows!
… God fucking damnit.

A fun, sexy cast!
I assume Walter Bishop
Will be in it, too?

Anna Gunn responds
To the fans who hate Skyler:
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT…"

Man's car hits rainbow!
And Bob's name is Bob Burgers!
Teddy is the best.

Genuine suspense,
Well-written plot and FRENDER!!!
This deserved an A.

Bad Santa: Agreed.
Eternal Sunshine's great too.
But where's Scott Pilgrim?!

That's not a haiku.
I am the one who haikus!
- Heisenberg O Clock.

I do not recall
Pegg, Frost or Wright's involvement
in Black Dynamite.

Zombie John Lennon…
Who could ever imagine?
Clone those pearly whites!

Hot Fuzz: Still the best.
At least, according to I.
Old people shoot-out!