Yep, we mer-made it!
A new fad washes ashore
For us all to sea.

Nothing else compares.
When Breaking Bad is over,
Send me to Belize.

Dear Ashton Kutcher:
Please, could you stop existing?
- Whoever I am.

This is unworthy
Of any speculation,
Magic Xylophone.

Well, I can see why
Abed is the film maker.
Refund my time, please.

Somebody tell Troy
We found Professor Duncan!
He's… Wait, where'd Troy go?

THE ANNE FRANK STORY,
Written by Justin Bieber.
Coming very soon.

His time double did,
But OUR Fry was unaware.
This was in his dream.

Damn you, show writers!
Always the sappy endings.
Making Kleenex rich.

The Tina Fey Show!
Featuring Tracy Morgan
Chewing Scenery.

Don't you mean Günter?
*entire team falls off boat,
PROVOKED BY NOTHING*

Violent symmetry.
AND The Fighting Mongooses!
It's worth EVERYTHING.

Farnsworth Parabox
Is nowhere to be seen here!
I blame bobbleheads.

Interesting read.
The best cartoon on tv.
SPANAKOPITA!

Skyler, get the broom.
Walt's in the crawl space again.
… We'd better call Saul.

This must've happened
Before Drew Carey ate her.
He needs sustenance.

If you text and drive,
Do not focus on the road.
You'll make a typo.

So, if I get this:
Logan's Run meets Prison Break?
(Minus the tattoos.)

Leno has no soul.
He sold it to kill Conan.
That worked out well, huh?

Ratings skyrocket.
As does the sale of blue meth.
Pie eating ensues.