but my favorite is Rita Hayworth.

This season on "Girls".

"episode that was all about high school girls masturbating"

The movie will be titled "Rumble Greaseball".

Yes, he was great as Capt. Steve Nelson in AWOTM.  A real man's man before people started snickering at that phrase ( and the fact that he starred in a movie called "Flaming Star").

I'm looking forward to the new CBS hit, "Bad Sitcom".

"That’s What I’m Talking About!"  Awesome title!  I hope it stars the casts of the 70's sitcom, "What's Happening!!", on graduation day at Hillman College!

Okay, show me the guy who wrote that and I'll punch him.

This movie could be good if the boy was the pot dealer and Eric Roberts daughter was the stripper and the the two unfunny old people were edited out. Oh, also edit out the line "we're moving enough pot to kill Willie Nelson"…please.

Ronald Reagan was mesmerizing in the 50's spy movie where he bedded that chimp.

Yes, yes, my Amanda is a goddess.  I love when she dips my Schweddy Balls in chocolate and crushed hazelnuts and swirls them in her hot mouth. Just keep the mandolin away from my dick.

Me too.  I have no wish to compete with a son for his mother's vagina.

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a sock maker.

"Emma’s continued certainty that Norman will notice she’s so much
better—and, if we’re being superficial, so much prettier (though,
obviously, personal taste)—than Bradley provides several heartbreaking
moments"

I lost my virginity through a revolutionary whore. Well I thought finger puppets were revolutionary at the time.

Kennedy wasn't handsome. He had gnarled teeth and smelled of witch hazel and oyster farts.

I remember coming home from kindergarten only to see my mom crying.  I asked her what was wrong and she told me the President was killed.  I quickly noticed that Bozo's Circus in Chicago was preempted by the news so it was a difficult day for both of us.

Well most Americans prefer a set of 'healthy looking" teeth and will pay good money for that look. Exceptions include those who live in Appalachia and those who are fans of the NHL. Not coincidentally, those two groups are also big fans of mullet hairstyles.

Blimey!

No, it's true, the Brits cannot conceptualize.  If they could they would have added fluoride to their public water supply.