I love Paula's recipe for candied Brazil nuts. Umm good…lots and lots of butter and sugar with a little cayenne pepper…deeelicious!!!  Speaking of Brazil nuts, you know what slang name Paula and my deceased grandparents calls(ed) them?

Bad Annie.

Where do I sign up to have my knob polished?

My cooking grandmother would like to know if this movie will feature house niggers on elegant southern plantations?

I dunno about you but if I'm on an island inhabited by savage natives with human bones though their noses then my instincts tell me to get the fuck off that island. It's not named Skull Island by chance, feets get moving!

As long as Tyler Perry gets to reprise his role as Admiral Richard Barnett I'm down with this.

Um, scientists, um, you do know this destruction is fictional?  Um.

My fraternity sponsored a spring dance in 1962 titled "From Beer to Eternity" that was a big hit.  I was quite the cocksman in my day.

I'm looking forward to the Hi and Lois reboot starring Jason Sudeikis and January Jones.

Nice digs.

If I had super powers I would have prevented Pat Boone from having hits songs too.

I was a big fan of the menagerie of Super-pets, asshole.

HEY LAAAADEEEE!!!!!

AWIT sounds like a fun girl.  I'd be happy to share a bottle of Jack Single Barrel with her anytime.

Even though I have prostate cancer I'm glad I'm not a lesbian.  They're always blah, blah this and blah, blah that.

When I introduce helium into my rectum my farts sound like those coming from a toddler.

If I had a young son I could imagine myself saying "'sup little man".  Boys seem to like that in the movies before they deal out high fives.

Gotta respect a man who defends our country by fighting gorillas, those things can get huge.

I really don't like how this young man moves his arms and hands.  In fact it upsets me to no end.  Now Vic Damone, there was a singer!

Don't know this song but I do know I hate Macklemore and I do agree with another poster that Macklemore has a face even more punchable than Seth McFarlane or Liam Gallagher.