The UK has offices?

Better than moving from Austin to Philly…or from anywhere to Philly for that matter.

Or the whole family travels back in time to August 1, 1966, and they just happen to be taking a stroll on a beautiful summer day on the University of Texas campus when unbeknownst to them, Charles Whitman has them within range of his Remington bolt-action rifle with a 4-power Leupold telescopic sight from that clock…

Creed Bratton @ 1:48

Well this is that guy I remember from The Grass Roots:

Fanta-stic statement.

Freeway (1996)

I noticed more than ever in this episode that The Glades is a particularly seedy side of town and therefore must be destroyed.

Though it's no Erich Wolfgang Korngold, the best thing about Arrow?

Does Newt have a pen attached to his butt plug?

Dear Faggot,

I once danced on Princess Grace's grave. A cathedral custodian who witnessed this wasn't too pleased. You won't find this story by Googling either.

Yeah…but this one has Jay-Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay-Z???

You know that Jane Sibbett was quite a looker back when she was on Herman's Head.

Speaking of great albums, this one was big before JFK got his head blown off:

I can't wait until Kristen's next movie where she is once again forced to move back in with her mom, but his time ends up falling in love with her mom's boyfriend, an uptight, philosophical fellow named Immanuel Kunt. (Immanuel Kunt!!!-get it?)

Yes, we do need another movie about boxing great, Riddick Bowe.

Hahaha! It's funny because of what the retard said!

Judging by the photo above this film could be called War Herpes.