Mr. Rogers interviews a bass player.

I watched one of these videos and I could swear these two youngsters are wearing their dungarees…backwards!

Why go to an illegal casino run by thumb breakers? Every shit town in the country has a casino now where folks can put on their best tank top, jorts and crocs and blow their hard earned welfare check on stupid prop bets on a craps game.

I seem to recall a couple of Catholic priests forcibly schtupping me back in the 70's when I was an altar boy, where do I go to collect my money?

Also, black people never drink cola.  I worked at Wendy's years ago and every black person at the drive up would order an orange drink. EVERY ONE OF THEM!

After watching V for Vendetta, I learned that Natalie Portman employs an abysmal British accent.

Heidi with Shirley Temple was awesome.  That Goat Peter was quite an actor.

Check her out on the cover of this old dirty magazine called "Yank" (hubba, hubba!):

Deanna Durbin had a lovely singing voice.  The kind one would hear back then for a few seconds before all 3 Stooges would heave a pie in her face.

I remember when Be Cool came out all the older women wanted to see it because the ads for it only showed a few seconds of Uma and Travolta dancing so you know it had to be a quality movie.  I do like that Sergio Mendez was on piano in that clip, too bad that BEP's and that cheesy rehash of the Pulp Fiction dance scene…

"Perfect", the most ironic movie title of the 80's.  I remember Bill Murray as Todd DiLaMuca on SNL saying something funny about Moment to Moment but I can't understand why anyone actually watched that movie.  I liked The Experts, especially because of smoking hot beard wife Kelly Preston.And yes, Marilu Henner was…

Portlandia is great but the following is Mr. Armisen's finest role:

That is unimaginable and insane although I did once go nine months with just emotionless sex with myself.

Letter writer number one needs his ugly face punched and his ugly balls kicked .  That's all.

Tiger and Sam the butcher.

I meant by "P.O.V. style" that one would only see my throbbing manhood on camera gushing over the anxious faces of those three comediennes. Yes, if I didn't record all my sexcapades, I do agree my previous statement would not make sense.

Presidents while in office?

She got pissed off when you asked her what she did for a living while shaking her hand with that vise grip of yours.

Gloriously…no.

Who are - Three women whose faces I would come on P.O.V. style?