dampersand, peach fuzz is not a beard.

Stingo the Bandana Origami Pro, with that stupid response it is obvious you have not had on an "ex", a "current" and likely ever a "future".

Well they are professionals and it is live so…

I distinctly recall telling my three cats at home when they introduced her that "this Martha is a little too plain, I hope Phil doesn't have to fuck her".  Two of my cats mewed in agreement.

Only sailors used condoms in 1981. They were also the only people who got tattoos back then.

Ahhh, Wikipedia:

Well, there are other things on the teevee. Be patient, perhaps you will soon learn how that guy met his mother.

Claw cranes have been in retail establishments for over 70 years.

You had me at  Lexi Belle bukkaki.

My dad use to stick a knife into the toaster when bread got stuck while still toasting. Cold blood must not be a good electrical conductor.

Yep, out with the fondue pan, in with the wok.

Just watch the opening to The Rockford Files which was on from 1974 to 1980.

Hey, I pay good money to watch other people having sex.

Good point about the "chrome dome" remark.  Until Michael Jordan made bald sexy several years later, hairless heads were extremely frowned upon by women back then, followed by shortness in stature.  Chris had both. And yes, Martha is plain.

"Would you just watch the hair? You know, I work on my hair a long time and you hit it. He hits my hair."

I dunno. Those answering machine messages gave me the impression that Amador was doing quite nicely with the ladies.  Also, that last message from Stan obviously clarified that these two were BFF's because knowing a co-worker for two months does that to people.

You know, that Leonid Brezhnev had some pretty big eyebrows just to add another Russian figure with no pun intended.

Well I stand corrected. Other than that one woman Alurin dated, ALL OTHER WOMEN, including Alurin's, um, wife, do not want any stubble near their clits.

Yeah, right. Just like she enjoyed that stubble hitting her clit like little needles.  That's clit as in clitoris, you may need a diagram.

I hope the same can go for tattoos.  You'd think the last thing youngsters of today would would want is to look like their parents.