Is that you Jillyjellybean?  You sound hot, did you lose weight?

I'm greatly disappointed to hear that since women with mustaches creep me out. Did Donna or Shelley Fabares have the stache? They were both so pretty from a distance.

Though I am heterosexual, Dan and I are in complete agreement on this one.  No mustache rides for us.

And Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds and Hitler and Charlie Chaplin and Dr. Fu Manchu and Errol Flynn and David Niven and Douglas Fairbanks (Sr. and Jr.) and Mike Ditka and Katarina Witt. 

He's no Frank Morgan.

As an Irishman, Shaq knows the good stuff, Black Bush over Jameson  every day.

That Tori Spelling had impressive sideburns.

Looking at the second picture from the bottom, I see the Mad Men shoppers found one of my old Jack Taylor of Beverly Hills sport coats around the time I played tv's Mannix.  Nothing fits like a Jack Taylor sport coat!

The severed head of Sally Draper's stillborn twin:

Kurtis Blow's 1979 mega hit, Christmas Rappin', is the genre's zenith. It's like sweet angels fucking your eardrums.

"Firing off dozens of zingers about his third leg"

pup·pet  
/ˈpəpət/
Noun
A
movable model of a person or animal used in entertainment and typically
moved either by strings from above or by a hand inside it.

Backflipping on an election promise?  My God, what kind of barbaric country do you live in?

Obviously Mr. Rabin has never seen Stop! Look! And Laugh!,
the most profound movie about ventriloquism ever made.

Obummer!  Hahaha!  Good one!

NBK? I wasn't aware that Oliver Stone made a movie about the National Bank of Kuwait (though it sounds like something he would do).  Where can I find it?

Wilford Brimley.

Agree, I think he was 65 back in '65.

Or:

"Its called *acting*, dear boy…"                -Sir Laurence Olivier, 1976 (Maybe)