Verdant would actually be a pretty happening club if it was in Grand Rapids, Mi.

I strongly prefer women with hips and larger breasts.

Alex Trebek: No! That was incorrect, also.. what is "Saturday Night Fever". Heads up, players. Sean Connery, it's still your board.

I think Dan's advice to the nut-so virgin is correct.  Once he overcomes this obstacle I have no doubt he will someday become President of the United States.
Side comment-Helen Hunt plays a sexual surrogate?  Really?  Never has an actor been so miscast since Anthony Perkins played Jimmy Piersall (or any other…

[tries to hold it in, but cannot] Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!

Yes, nice to mole you—meet you! Nice to meet your mole! Don't say "mole".

Rumor has it that June Foray once had a gerbil up her ass.

Is that the cat that can drive a car?

I watch a few movies per month (I have cable!) so, like Mike D'Angelo,  I too am much more qualified than those people who work in the film industry to comment on the correct way to direct movie scenes.

Yes, but apparently a young woman named Joshua can only prance around with her hands covering her eyes screaming ewww!  Oh well, some immature little girls are like that.

I saw a man, he danced with his wife

It was a fine 80's tv show.  Plus he drove a Shaguar!

Since I was born Krekor Ohanian, I, like the Kardashians, am of Armenian descent.

As a child, I often enjoyed a hearty bowl of Franco-American SpaghettiOs.  Thanks mom!

My "most surprising song in concert" experience was that time in 2008 when I went to see Radiohead and, get this, out of the 18 songs they played, 14 were slightly different versions of Creep!  Me and my home-peeps were in heaven!

Isn't it about time someone took away Manti Te'o's online priviliges?

Agreed.

Uh huh, whatever…as I was saying…

Mary: Yeah, I mean … Yale
was great, he was absolutely great, but he was married. And Jeremiah, look at
Jeremiah, my ex-husband. He was just this oversexed, brilliant kind of animal.

That first paragraph to this interview was very difficult to read, probably due to its immersion in Nathan Rabin's semen.