Agreed. It's inconceivable that 60 year old Diane Lockhart would have ever heard of the TV sitcom, Growing Pains, let alone it's theme song.

I think he meant to say he likes Schaumburg.

My dog is eating my work right now. Work is a euphemism. Dog is not.

What a delightful tale!  Dancing babies never go out of style.

I like this show, it's funny. I also enjoyed these three knuckleheads in their most recent Farrelly brothers directed movie.

I'm happy to say I have not watched a second of Idol this year and believe me, my addiction to this show was fierce in the past.

Being it's 2013, coming out bi should never be news.  It also should not be news when he inevitably comes out full gay like they all do after the "bi" claims.

Whitney could actually sing, but yes, like many, many singers, those other 2 you mentioned do screech. James Brown and Little Richard were pretty good screechers too.

I have always pictured her as a meercat.

You'd be surprised how many duck-loving, Dutch-beer-drinking pedophiles are out there.

Look at me! I did this to you! REMEMBER ME!

Yeah, Arthur's Theme and We Built this City city sucks, wow, breaking news.  But fuck this fuck, the movie Arthur AND clean underwear are both awesome!

Barry Obama?

I usually take my nieces out to dimly lit restaurants on week nights and write it off as a business expense.  Hugo's Frog Bar on Rush Street in Chicago is a popular place to take nieces.

Dennis Hopper stopped that nearly 3 years ago.

" “We have nothing to fear but Sphere itself” back in the day. (Weren’t we delightful?)"

Batista’s restaurant could be be a worthy serial killing adversary to Dexter, serving tainted mojitos,  mixtos and arroz con pollo to unsuspecting Miamians.

Nobody bought more Grade A tail than JFK, inside or outside his presidency.

Yep, that is indeed what I was thinking.  Thanks!  By the way, that Howie Mandel was hilarious on LA Law.

I have often thought of Harrison Ford as a more Howard K. Smith type.