The Warriors Three breathe a collective sigh of relief.

Not sure what else is in your queue, but I'd recommend moving this up at least a few notches. It really is great.

"Halifax is in Nova Scotia. Which is in Canada. Which is on Earth. Which is in Canada."

They already did. It was called Felicity.

Of course!

A modest proposal: Topher Grace as Clarence Boddicker.

That reminds me of when I watched The Road, in the middle of winter, in a theater with no heat. It certainly gave the film some added resonance.

My own confession: I was still making mixtapes for girls as late as 2005. How else was I supposed to communicate all of my feelings about them?

"Guided by Wire" and "Thrice All American" are great. I don't think Furnace Room Lullaby gets enough love in general.

Man, I miss those books. I'd go through a dozen of them at the beach every summer.

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN KAZAKHS

***girlish squeal***

That's probably due to Able Archer, the NATO exercises held in 1983 that probably pushed the world closer to a nuclear exchange any time since the Cuban Missile Crisis:

something something your mom's dark places something

First I've heard of it. It's not on the Pinhook's website or Twitter account. I've got tickets to the Cat's Cradle show, but the Pinhook's like half a block from my office. If I can see them twice in one week, so much the better. 

Oh, thanks for reminding me of Grave of the Fireflies; I haven't been horribly depressed about anything yet today. 

That's Ian McEwan's The Cement Garden, I believe.

Let's try to top that.

Uh….meth!

No, I can totally tell which one is Vanilla.