If may add to your list of complaints, there's also the fact that they cancelled the Starman Omnibus paperbacks and apparently have no interest whatsoever in releasing the final collection of Sandman Mystery Theater.

His beard, however, is awful. 

Oh, you mean Illeana Douglas Syndrome.

Chicken tetrazzini!

Douglas Adams, Rupert Murdoch, Dock Ellis, Antonin Scalia, Nina Hartley, Lawrence Welk, Joey Buttafuoco, John Barrowman, Lisa Loeb, and Johnny Knoxville. So, um, I guess it's a wash?

We're everywhere.

And as written by Matt Wagner in Sandman Mystery Theatre, he was one of the coolest Golden Age heroes.

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Don't forget "Fault Lines," the best Mountain Goats doomed-romance song that isn't "No Children:"

Ah, "Fang Rock." The classic, "everybody you meet in this episode will be dead by the end of it" serial.

I wouldn't describe myself as a Hank Pym fan, by any means, but I thought Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes did a pretty good job with him. So I wouldn't dismiss a movie version out of hand, although it looks like they've explicitly said he's not going to be in the movie.

My first movie in a theater was Return of the Jedi. I was…two or three? I think? Anyway, when Jabba appeared on screen I began howling and my dad had to take me out to the lobby.

Interesting point about the reporters' relationship mirroring that of Ruiz and Cross. Matthew Lillard's character also has trouble interacting with other people, only it's not because he has Asperger's, it's because he's an asshole.

***loots dragon corpse for bones to build dragonbone armor; remembers he hasn't gotten the required Smithing perk yet***

Against eyeballs, you mean.

In which (SPOILER) Jared-Syn is not destroyed.

1. Sleep the Clock Around
2. This is Just a Modern Rock Song
3. Lazy Line Painter Jane
4. I'm a Cuckoo
5. Slow Graffiti
6. The Boy With the Arab Strap
7. The Loneliness of the Middle Distance Runner
8. Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
9. For the Price of a Cup of Tea
10. Fox in the Snow

Hey, I liked Gambit! And I own both #266 and that issue with Gladiator. He wasn't a tool like Cyclops, or an overexposed psycho like Wolverine. And some of the writers—not all by any means, but some—wrung some genuine pathos out of his relationship with Rogue.

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"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."