It's either that or Nora.

Uh…oookay then. Enjoy your life, dude.

I know this may come as a shock to you, but bisexual people exist, and there are gay people who have kissed people of the opposite sex without being attracted to them.

You know they're straight because…how, exactly?

There's no doubt in my mind that she's alive. In fact the second that happened, I practically shrieked, "Rachel will look so fucking cool with an eyepatch!" All that's left is for them to give her a fluffy white cat and an evil goatee and it'll be perfect.

I originally thought the title was commentary on the prison industrial complex and the way that that business relies on the imprisonment of black people, and was supremely unimpressed when I realized it was much more likely that it was a fashion reference.

I've been accidentally calling the show Orphan is the New Black for months now. This just fits right in.

I read Polish as polish, and my first thought was, "I'm polish remover, bitch."

"How is she, thoughhh?"

That look really reminded me of both Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction and Catherine Keener in Being John Malkovich.

If that's the case, I missed that entirely. Not saying you're wrong, I just got the impression that Courtney could tell she was bombing and salvaged it as best she could.

I don't want to go back and have it look at it again to make sure, but was Darienne wearing a track suit for that look? It sure as hell looked like she was wearing a track suit.

Yeah, seriously: there's so much less drama than Oliver is projecting. Other than Bianca's snarky "sailing" remarks, I thought that Untucked seemed really pleasant, with all of the queens enjoying what would be their last time all together. Hell, they even went around in a circle and said what they loved about each…

I actually liked the look as a whole, but let's be honest, it wouldn't have worked at all if she wasn't really fishy.

It was from a Tumblr post; I'll try to find it. Apparently Dela was giving a post-episode interview last week and she accidentally let it slip.

Yeah, those were more than just bad looks. They were the three worst looks she's ever put out on the runway and some of the worst of the season. There's really no excuse for that at this point in the competition, and when someone completely fails the three-look challenge like this (Tatianna in Season 2, for example)…

What of it was ever full-out "horrible," though? This isn't coming from Darienne's biggest supporter or anything, I just can't remember her ever saying anything that was more than just nasty and unbecoming. She exuded a kind of "curdled milk" attitude, but she never sabotaged a supposed friend, Phi Phi-style, or…

I stayed up so I could be the first person in the comments to say BULLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Is it wrong that I absolutely love Adore's bride's look? Like it is just so entirely, gloriously awful that it makes me bust out laughing every time they cut to her.

Do you really think April could go that far? I'm not saying that you're wrong, but we only got three episodes with her, and I for one didn't get enough of a feel for her talent to say so definitively.