If you ask me, the Australians dingo far enough.

"..and no doubt treat imprisonment in the same, casual manner…". The weird pronunciation of "casual" really defined the iciness of that intro.

To be fair, White Man's burden is about Americans shooting Filipinos in order to teach them the meaning of being freed from the Spanish yoke.

No, but the penile system was.

So "The People's Court" but with some random assholes off the street instead of Wopner?

There was also Me, Claudius way back in the 70s, including intro with mosaic of Cookie Monster in a toga.

Unless the island is actually skull-shaped I don't see the point.

Wait - the younger sister is tying her tubes? - Oh I see - trying on a tube top. I really need to get new glasses.

As far as I remember, all the surviving knights at the end of the Morte d'Arthur either become monks or go off and fight in the Crusades. I can't see the scriptwriters going for option a) and option b) is surely a little risky in this day and age.

For a moment I thought it was Kenneth Williams and was anticipating a new Carry On film. No such luck.

What can you expect when the non-Jews control Hollywood?

Not so much "Lusty" as "Dutiful" eye I think.

Jesus Wept!

I read "best-selling Irish novel", immediately thought "Cecilia Ahern"
and lo and behold I'm right. Still she's not Bertie's worst crime
against the Irish public.

Pre-Smallpox Mohicans

"Fix her garage door" is a euphemism I hadn't heard before and I don't dare google it. Anyone care to explain?

Sexy? Unless the nurses are reanimating the corpse of Patrick Swayze, I don't see it being sexy

Stay with me here, this one's a bit "out there", but I think it could work: Fat Asshole Married to Woman with Obviously Fake Tits starring the Belushi who's still alive and Leah Remini!

It already exists in Germany and is called "Inspector Rex".

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