I know this one! You ask the honest mutant turtle "what would Raphael say" and then it's the opposite.  Now which one is the honest one?

How can she be a woman with a name like Aubrey??

Yes, people give their children, at least their girls, Tolkienesque names.  My better half had a student some years ago called Galadriel.  She was not as noble or self-sacrificing as the name might suggest.

Does Hal Holbrook ever play anything other than the President of the US?

First they want to "share" the wealth, now they want to "share" the orgasms!  Thanks Obama!

I was puzzled initially, but I think I agree with you - Pirates of the Caribbean was the Girls of its day.

Given that the iron throne can wound people just from sitting on it, I think this fantasy may not be quite as practical as she may think, unless she's into some serious masochism with her roleplaying.

So God hates thumbs now?

She's your sister and your mother?

When do we get to 1014 and Brian Boru kicking Viking ass?

OK Kellan, now I want you to hate the Teddies!  Hate them!  GRRRR!

It's a combination wig and earring set, or "Earwigring".

My better half is a big Mark Strong fan but I don't think she'll be watching this - way too much violence.  She's more into him as Mr Knightley.  He's very very good at playing a believable heavy rather than the wink-at-the-camera style or the lump of meat style which is the best that other actors can bring to that…

Zeus couldn't make up his mind which would impress the chicks more: Swan, Bull or, er, shower of "golden rain".

Yeah, I think I've lost my copy but it's a blast with lots of good stories. 

Who said anything about women?

She's very beige in that picture.

I wonder how he sent invoices?

So that's what Obama and Boehner have been doing for the last two months!

The devil starts confusing her by writing "TOP" on her  right hip?  Doesn't sound that frightening.