I guess time heals all wounds.  Also the prospect of money.

I guess time heals all wounds.  Also the prospect of money.

More wide people go in the summer.

More wide people go in the summer.

As Anton Chekov famously said "If you show a penis tentacle in Act One it has to rape someone in Act Three.  And also Acts One and Two".

As Anton Chekov famously said "If you show a penis tentacle in Act One it has to rape someone in Act Three.  And also Acts One and Two".

So Lindsay Lohan as Mila Kunis and Charlie Sheen as Natalie Portman, or the other way around?

So Lindsay Lohan as Mila Kunis and Charlie Sheen as Natalie Portman, or the other way around?

GERMANY'S MOVING AT A FASTER PACE!
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACCCCCE!

GERMANY'S MOVING AT A FASTER PACE!
LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE MASTER RACCCCCE!

One good thing about the Apocalypse.  No more teenagers, even Midwestern ones.

One good thing about the Apocalypse.  No more teenagers, even Midwestern ones.

To hell with the babymakers, take a look at those babyfeeders!

To hell with the babymakers, take a look at those babyfeeders!

I went with my better half, who is a huge figure skating fan and therefore got all the in-jokes, and we both enjoyed ourselves immensely.  Particularly the smuggled footage from North Korea.

I went with my better half, who is a huge figure skating fan and therefore got all the in-jokes, and we both enjoyed ourselves immensely.  Particularly the smuggled footage from North Korea.

Gore Vidal and Maeve Binchy both dead!  What shall we read now?

Gore Vidal and Maeve Binchy both dead!  What shall we read now?

I'm trying to think of a more generic title than The Big Wedding but for the life of me, I can't.  Time Killer, maybe?

I'm trying to think of a more generic title than The Big Wedding but for the life of me, I can't.  Time Killer, maybe?